Baking

So I have brownies in the oven right now. They smell awesome. This is why people love baking they fill your place with really awesome smells. There is only one thing I could ask for is a larger kitchen and maybe a dishwasher. Who knew the smell of brownies could make you happy.

I would love to invite you all over for brownies but I have limited seating space.

Maybe next year.

ted.

Here we go again

I am going to attempt to make a list of the music that had be bouncing in 2006.

Stay tuned.

ted.

What do you think?

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Jamie Lynn Spears

She's pregnant at 16. I won't say shame shame because this is what happens when you live with your 19 year old boyfriend. I take that back. That's what happens when you live with your boyfriend and your 16. I am not surprised in the least.

So Lynne Spears, parenting book has been delayed. I do think that is funny.

Well hell I do wish the best for that family. I mean I would blame Lynne for Britney and her issues or for Jamie Lynn's pregnancy but why fake being an expert.

Ha ha!!

Who was your first?

1. Who was the first person you said i love you to today?
no one yet today

2. Do you still talk to your first love?
no

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
gimlet

4. What was your first job?
Babysitting

5. What was your first car?
this is sad

6. Who was the first person to text you today?
no one

7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
I have been mostly awake for 3 1/2 hours I have no clue

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Ms Slyvester

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
Orlando Florida

10. When you snuck out of your house the first time who was it with?
I cannot remember

11. Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Letisha and no or Nelsa and no

12. Where was your first sleep over?
my memory doesn't not go that far back

13. Who was the first person you talked to this morning?
some lady at the bus stop

14. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
my aunt Tammy (I think)

15. What was the first thing you did this morning?
pulled the covers over my head

16. What was the first concert you ever went to?
I am pretty sure my sister took me to see big daddy kane

17. First tattoo & piercing?
tattoo upper back tribal
the ears (lobe) which has always been a struggle for me - I am allergic to everything

18. First foreign country you went to?
I've ever left the country

19. Who was your first crush?
I don't know _ i'll have to do some investigation

20. When was your first detention?
elementary school

21. What was the first state you lived in?
Wisconsin

22. Who was the first person to break your heart?
I don't know

24. Who will be the first to repost this?
who knows if anyone will

What Paint Ball has taught me

I'm old
12 and 13 year olds annoy me
my knees are in bad condition

White Elephant Auction - Monkey Wine Bottle Holder

So I didn't bid for the package with the monkey wine bottle holder and I am sad because of it. So now I must get one because I like monkeys and I like wine.

I found one that might work.

http://www.westcoastwineaccessories.com/monkey_wine_bottle_holder.htm

Can't Afford Attorney's Fees

Well apparently Charisma Carpenter says she can't afford her divorce but she is out of work. Join the rest of the world who can't afford their divorce. She blames the Writer's Strike for her inability to earn enough to afford her lawyers.

Well what happened to the $500,000 that she earned in 2004 and even the money she earned last year. There isn't even a little left over to pay for her divorce.

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=fc376d7a-bdab-4cbe-9a51-44d13597275c&sid=fd-hot2-txt

Tsk, tsk. Somebody should learn to save a little for a rainy day.

ted.

Survey Deal

Things You Have NOT Been Asked In A Survey... Promise!

1. Do you know anyone in prison at the present moment? I'm sure I do

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace/email account? No

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Like two nights ago

4. Do you have a desk in your room? No

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? I am going to go with no

6. What kind of car do you have? No car

7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? no

8. Can you walk a straight line when you're sober.Barely

9. Do you throw up gang signs? No

10. Have you ever broken a rib? No

11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? well I like being a girl

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?I'll have to think about that one

13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? Its just wrong to make me choose.

14. Have you ever had sex in church? No

15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine? No but I could try out a marine for a while.

16. Do you watch the Grammys? Sometimes

17. Would you ever work for the border patrol? No

18. Which one word would describe your last relationship? ummm

19. Would you rather date someone 2 years younger then you or 20 years older? Well it depends. why choose they both could be fun

20. Have you ever had an eating disorder? Yeah but it was nuitrionist perscribed. We had a talk about it though.

21. Do you have a porn collection? No but if you know of some really funny stuff let me know.

23. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship? Yes

24. Is your birthday on a holiday? Yes Tamara Day

26. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now? No

28. Do you worry about global warming? its 30 degrees and I am freezing so maybe next week

29. Do you like polar bears? I believe they are vicious

30. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes

31. What kind of birth control do you use? well.

32 . What slang word(s) do you call marijuana? the pot

33. Are you an atheist? No

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor? I didn't live in that kind of neighborhood

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true? neurosurgery is out of my dreams.

36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes? No sweetie

37. What's your opinion on gold? I am allergic to the stuff can be nice when wore properly.

38. Are you a country boy/girl or city slicker? City girl

39. Is your car a 2002 or higher? no car

40.Do you want to hit something? not at the moment

I think I am missing something

More and more celebrities are showing their vaginas (somehow vaginas is not a word - what's plural). Anyway Geri Halliwell from the Spice Girls showed off hers at a recent concert. At first I believed that they didn't sell celebrities underwear. Which I find to be a very bad mistake - economically. Now I think I am missing something. I can see going sans panties at home. When in public you should wear undies. I can even give some celebrities the, "I didn't have enough time to put them on after the quickie I just had", or "I just forgot", or "my assistant doesn't believe in underwear and she only wears pants" but only once.

What am I missing. I really want to understand this.

I understand vaginas are good for the internet and the porn business, but what about the rest of us that are innocently wandering the internet.

OK. here I go

Pregnancy. Everybody is doing it. So I guess the big celebrity pregnancy news is that Jessica Alba is pregnant by long-time boyfriend Cash Warren. Not to long ago I read that they were broken up and gotten back together. So if you don't know by now I think all celebrities are crazy in one way or another. I can judge because I have my certain brand of crazy.

I have to wonder if celebrities have forgotten what birth control is or forgotten what its like to get married first. Well anyway. What will a baby do for this relationship, will they get married like Nicole Richie and Joel Madden plan. I don't really care what they do as long as it is entertaining. I hope whatever it is it results in a reality tv show. I can't wait to see who really fucks up their kids. I am sure in about sixteen to seventeen years we will have a whole new breed or rehabers and overdosers.

Speaking of reality tv shows, last night I watched the season finale of Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is. Quick synopsis: Keyshia Cole R&B singer that grew up in the system (foster care). Has a tv show with her biological mother and a sister. Keyshia's mother was long time drug user and lost custody of all 7 of her children (all by different fathers). can't you see the drama already. Well from the few episodes that I have saw the show at least this season focused on her sister Nefeteria, her mother, and herself. Drama city. I'll tell you this I am happy she did it because I have something to watch on tv. My family has had its fair share of drama and would be great tv. If it was my decision on whether I would want all the drama on tv I'd have to think long and hard. I mean come on.

I have to say it. Angelina Jolie is crazy. She has a baby with Brad Pitt. I might consider having babies if Brad Pitt asked me too. I am just saying the man is attractive. Well Miss Angie has called her biologically daughter an "outcast" because of her blonde hair and blue eyes, "that she seemed "privileged since birth". I don't think it is necessary to say things like this about your only biologically child because you want to promote diversity in your family. I mean yeas she's different from your other kids and she's a little privileged. If you think about it, so are the other kids that you adopted. If Angelina adopted me I'd be a little privileged too.

Before I stop ranting I must say something about Miss Britney. I so want the girl to get her shit together. It doesn't seem like it is happening anytime soon but in the meantime she sure knows how to keep us entertained. She seemed to be obsessed over a blue bic lighter that she stole. What will this escalate too?

Baker's Kitchen Essentials

So this web site lists the follwing things as essentials in the home bakers kitchen

• stand mixer
  
• non stick mats
  
• digital scale
  
• grater/zester
  
• pastry bag
  
• candy thermometer
  
• french rolling pin
  
• kitchen timer
  
• stick blender
  
• kitchen blowtorch
  

I must say I don't have any of these items. Not one. I may be doomed. Let me see if I can find another website that has better results.

TV Catchphrase Quiz

I didn't do so well myself maybe you will have better luck.

http://television.aol.com/tv-trivia-quiz/tv-catchphrases

Bacon Cookies

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies

I am so making these.

Elfed

I elfed me, my mom, my sister and my aunt Tammy

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1280279074

I think its pretty funny.

ted.

If you really love someone

You'll get them a membership to the Bacon of the month club.

http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11

Severe food issues

I have been reading food blogs this morning and have realized that there are certain things that limit my culinary experience. I am definitely afraid of some foods. I don't like some foods that are ingredients in everything. I also have a hard time substituting things. Here are some examples:

peas - I have found tons of recipes lately that say something to the effect of "a handful of frozen peas." The thought of adding a handful of frozen peas to anything I have to eat sickens me. The fact that they pop when you bite into them is gross. That leads me to not like most foods that pops when bitten.

baby animals - I am sure baby animals are tasty. I feel bad eating baby animals. Why? Because I am a crazy person apparently.

meats with weird names - ok I know this is a bot of a stretch for even me but come on. Sweetbreads (besides the fact that its baby animal glands) sounds gross. Foie gras, I understand the French are crazy (its still duck liver). It makes me shiver.

Water Chestnuts - I think taste wonderful. The sound they make when you bite into them drvies me nuts. Now I do avoid eating them at all costs, if you wrap them in bacon they can be hard to resist.

Getting back to vegetables.

Cooked carrots - purely texture. I may not be able to eat lunch think about this stuff. I like carrots, raw.

Brussell Sprouts - ick. I don't think I can say anything else other than ick.

I have to stop now I am making my self sick.

What type of geek are you?

Look at this poster and choose.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottjohnson/sets/72157601200807582/

On second thought you could be multiple geeks.

Weird AE videos

http://www.ae.com/web/77e/winter-tales/#swf

Grey's Anatomy

So I am watching Grey's last night. I didn't see last week and I know it was a two part special but I have my opinions anyway. Well I wonder why McDreamy love flawed women (well not so much flawed as they are damaged). This new lady starts her first scene with "I am imperfect...", Meredith is borderline insane with her crazy I'm not perfect speeches. What the hell is going on?

Another thing I think this show encourages is not being married if you are a doctor because you will not stay married.

My two cents.

Im about to be a bitch

and who cares because this is my blog and I can do what I want to. So I don't know if you all know about "fat girl syndrome" along the same lines as "little man syndrome".

Anyway I guess anyone can have it but basically the idea is that one over compensate in aggressiveness or pushiness. So I met someone that did that this week. I by no means think that aggressiveness and pushiness doesn't have it place. I also am one to use those particular techniques. Here is the thing that I think my techniques differ from the syndrome in this way. When you can't help whats happening around you "say there are technical difficulties" don't exert those attributes.

Well what the hell am I talking about. Who knows. Well back to watching tv and drinking wine.

Well I did it

I joined twitter. I won't explained I am sure everyone knows what it is. I am going to try it out. I just don't know if it is possible for people (amd by people I mean Me) to be a good blogger and a good twitterer. Although I can't claim to be either.

Everyone knows

Well everyone knows I am pretty fond of myself. We know by examples such as the 84 pictures of me on my flickr site and other I like me things that I do. Well recently my grandmother gave me a framed 11x16 picture of me from when I was like 4. What do I do with this picture. I can't hang it on my wall because I thin that would be a little weird.

So does anyone have any ideas.

Crotchetytroll Jerkybottom

So what is this you ask. Well this is my grinch name.

http://www.yourgeekfriend.com/GrinchName/GrinchName.php


By the way i am super tired.

Christmas Survey

Given a Hickey? yes


Had a one night stand? I tried. Its sad when they show uo again.

Made someone cry? I have a talent

Opened your Christmas presents early? Yes

Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? not actively


Pretended to be someone you weren't online? yeah


Eaten food that fell on the floor? yeah sometimes you have to

Been caught cheating? no


Been caught naked? no


Flashed someone? once of twice


Gone out without underwear on? yes

Got into a fist fight? once or twice


Swallowed bath water? I am sure I have but not that I can remember


Peed in the pool? no


Thrown up in public? no

Been so drunk you can't walk? unfortunately. really sad for the people who had to carry me

Peed in public? sometimes you just can't make it four blocks or to a potapotty

Broken wind and blamed someone else? yes

Done something mean you regretted? I don't know


Ever played pull my finger? yes but just for fun