Monday, February 23, 2009

How old were you??

***15 YEARS AGO (1994)****
1) How old were you? 13
2) Who were you dating? no one I was 13
3) Where did you work? wasn't old enough yet
4) Where did you live? MILWAUKEE
5) Where did you hang out?
6) Did you wear contacts and/or glasses? glasses
7) Who were your best friends? Kathy,
8) How many tattoos did you have? 0
9) How many piercings did you have? 2 ears
10) What kind of car did you drive? 13 no car
11) Had you been to a real party? yes
12) Had you had your heart broken? barely I just broke up with someone
13) Were you Single/taken/Married/Divorced? single
14) Any Kids? nope
***10 YEARS AGO (1999)***
1) How old were you? 18
2) Who were you dating? Chris, Darius
3) Where did you work?milwaukee county parks and doing home health care
4) Where did you live? MILWAUKEE
5) Where did you hang out?
6) Did you wear contacts and/or glasses? contacts
7) Who were your best friends? kathy and bebe fe rita
8) How many tattoos did you have? none
9) How many piercings did you have? 3 ears
10) What car did you drive? none
11) Had your heart broken? I knew then wehn to get out of relationships
12) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorced?
13) Any Kids? no
***5 YEARS AGO (2004)***
1) How old were you? 23
2) Who were you dating? james
3) Where did you work? STS
4) Where did you live? MILWAUKEE
5) Where did you hang out? north ave
6) Did you wear contacts and/or glasses? both
7) Who were your best friends? kathy jenni
8) How many tattoos did you have? 1
9) How many piercings did you have? 2 ears industrial tongue
10) What car did you drive? none
11) Had your heart broken? no
12) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? single
13) Any Kids? No
***CURRENTLY 2009***
1) How old are you? 28
2) Who are you dating? no one
3) Where do you work? UWM
4) Where do you live? Milwaukee
5) Where do you hang out? Harry's
6) Contacts/Glasses? glasses
7) Best Friends? kathy, jenni
8) Tattoos? 1
9) Piercings? 2 ears tongue
10) Car? no
11) Heartbroken? not at all
12) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? single
13) Kids? no

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Dreams

I have had some weird ones this past week. This all started Friday night and I have had one everyday since although. I can only remember two.

Friday night's dream involved my apartment building being on fire.

Saturday night - I remember it being weird but can't remember the dream.

Sunday night's dream revolved around relaxing my hair and having scalp lesions. I know gross huh.

This morning I woke up and it was weird enough for me to write a text to twitter but now I can't remember. Maybe it will come back to me.

The thing is these will all come back to me when I am telling someone a story and I am trying to use this memory(the dream). Then realize that never happened I dreamt that.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Do you have a potty mouth????

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore,a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources