I think it's time for a change

What does that mean. Colors. Background. We'll see how many readers I truly have when they complain about the layout change.

Update: This will be harder than I thought. I can't find a new template I like.

What type of geek are you?

Look at this poster and choose.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottjohnson/sets/72157601200807582/

On second thought you could be multiple geeks.

My apartment ate a DVD

and I am pretty sure Netflix will not be pleased. Well they don't care as long as I pay them but that is besides the point.

At home I supposedly have Kitchen Confidential Disc 2, Coffee and Cigarettes, and Stranger than Fiction.

I watched Kitchen Confidential yesterday and I am sad I did because I ended up liking it and it was cancelled. I haven't watched Coffee and Cigarettes yet but I know where that is. The problem lies in what happened to Stranger than Fiction. I remember getting it. It may still be in the envelop but where. My apartment ate it and I kind of wanted to watch it.

Oh well it will show up when least expected or when I am not in the mood to watch it. That's my luck.

ted.

Slow News Day

So I am running into the issue where there is not much to report today.

The title of this post reminds me of the West Wing. There was a show called Slow News Day I believe. About a slow news day. Surprise Surprise.

I'm really sorry

Don't hate me forever but I found this on the internet and sometimes I just have to share.

In case you don't know how or are doing it wrong. Here is a link that is a how to guide to french kissing.

http://www.howtofrenchkiss.net/frenchkissing.php

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Oh how I miss the days

Well it is super nice out which makes it hard for me to be inside all day. Well as usual I missed the bus today. So I have to walk to work. I am not complaining it was beautiful. I stopped by Roast got a iced caramel cosmo (caramel latte) which is delicious.

I haven't figured out what job gives me the liberty to roam the city yet but I am looking for it.

Anyway. I want to go out and play. Oh that job has to let me sleep in.

Applesauce

There is definitely a reason why I normally buy applesauce in the single packs. I just opened a 50oz. jar of applesauce and now fear I will eat the entire jar before the day is over. Some one should pick up the jar and save me from myself. I guess if I do eat the entire jar its only 1000 calories. It could be a worse binge I assume.

Nursery Rhyme Fun

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

So I read that this had something to do with Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Can anyone give me more insight?

ted.

Well..

The only people that will appreciate this is girls and well moisturized guys. Anyway I have been thinking about cocoa butter lotion lately because as a kid I remember having it and I thought it worked. Well yesterday while at Walgreens I decide to pick up some. So I was looking around and spotted only one brand of cocoa butter lotion. Which I thought was odd and I'm still wondering about it. Well I don't look at the price or who made it, I just picked it up knowing I would buy it. When I got home I realized that I didn't check the price and looked at it $1.99 for a decent sized bottle. Anyway I am glad I made the purchase because I think it was well worth the price paid.

Moisturized hands well worth it.

What now

bloggedy blog blog blog

Yeah I got nothing but it will come soon.

Guess The...

Well I like to kill a minute or two doing this every once in a while.

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

It's Guess the dictator or sit-com characters. I have beat the computer a few times but most of the time it wins.

ted.

The Gasthaus and Axel's

They are a bad mix. I definitely feel better than I did yesterday. I am doing all the right things though, Gatorade and Rolaids. I am even thinking about the Gas-x.

I really have some issues today. My PDA isn't syncing properly and I can't remember how I fixed it before. I am supposed to go look at an apartment I don't know where or when so that is a bit of a problem.

Before I forget my nose: It is turning against me. It hurts when I touch it which is bad sign number one. It's bleeding again surprise surprise. I what a new one.

My eyes hurt now and they're red.

Now that I got all my whining out of the way. I love Cosmo. It's a humor magazine. May's issue has a section on the right way to touch a naked man. After talking about some of these tips with a group of guys, they say no Cosmo is wrong. I won't ruin it for you check it out but there are definitely some techniques that will get you kicked out of bed or banned from ever having sex again with that guy at least. Cosmo does offer up something really good occasionally. December 2004 has the 50 Hottest Bachelors in the US and I have found the one that want. My birthday is coming soon and my friends need to get of a plane fly to Mississippi and bring me Jordan Ash. Wrap him in what you want but I will be showing Cosmo I know exactly how to touch a naked man. Ok I am getting carried away.

I am about to lose my mind. Well what I have left of it. The damn light went off again. I am still in the fucking room. I want to rip that sensor out of the wall and crush with heavy objects. I got to go because I am going to start breaking things.