My arms are tried from too much typing.

So I don't really have anything to write about since I have been writing for hours now. Well school stuff. Anyway I didn't eat lunch today and that is upseting I'll have to pick up something on my way to class.

So I am so tired and I am going to miss portions of Nip/Tuck tonight which is sad.

Well I have my driver's test tomorrow and everyone keeps asking me am I nervous. The official answer is not yet. I won't be until about 10am tomorrow. I think I might get up take a run around the block or something. Burn of some energy. So everybody wish me luck.

There seems to be some confusion.

Some people I think are a little confused about my obsession with John Mayer. There are two types for me (obsessions that it). I am amused by John Mayer and Teddy Geiger. Plus if I had the other type of obsession for Teddy I would be on my way to jail as he just turned 18. I don't want to do them that is.

Now my infatuations with Terrance Howard and previously Dean Cain are and were the I want to do them type of thing. The Dean Cain thing was around the time when he played Superman on v. I am sure my cousin Kathy got sick of that.

Just so that is clear I can move on to my girl fascinations. Currently I have this thing for Shakira. She is interesting besides the fact that can do that belly dancing that I can't do. I have been practicing though. She is super smart and her accent amusues me. Well I do like her music.

I guess I should stop now and head off to work.

Stuffing CDs

So that's what I am doing in between typing. It something simple to do that doesn't take to much brain power. Well I missed all my tv yesterday and probably will today also. Oh well.

I think everyone knows that I am slightly obsessed with John Mayer. He's funny and I like his music. Well I haven't hit the point of obsession that I can, so I beg my friend to alert John's people if he ever needs a restraining order. I also said that from time to time I have celebrities that I can't stop talking about, I am visiting their websites 3 to four times a day and searching the internet for details (true or false) about them. Well before John there have been many and I think Beth (my boss) finds it funny and won't let me forget about Teddy Geiger. Not that she wasn't a little crazed for a while. It all started with a show called Love Monkey, which whatever network was stupid to cancel. Any way he was on the first 3 or so episodes singing his heart out with his brilliant lyrics. Well Beth brought me in to posters of Teddy and I should really stop to ask her where she got them from and if she is still secretly in to him.

I can't forget about John though. I can't remember the first time I heard of him but I like his music. I watched him play on whatever show has concerts on PBS and I immediately had to alert people because the faces he makes while singing ang what I think is eating the microphone. I can will ignore that as long as he stays funny. I should link to his blog now.

Oh at one point I had an obsession with Dean Cain and I currently have a mild obsession with Terrance Howard. Back to stuffing cds for me.

Out.

Positive Attitude

That's me. I have a positive attitude for at lease the two hours I have been awake. So I am listening to a song by my new obsession, John Mayer. Its sick I know but oh well. The thing is I can't quite explain the obsession. It is not like my normal celebrity guy obsessions where I want to do them. Anyway. I thought I could write something maybe I will come back later. Oh I got my crockpot finally and I am ready to make crockpot goodness. More about that later.

What's next?

So I have had a headache all day. I took something but that didn't help. Now I am just a little depressed and little annoyed.

I call my building manager because the garbage disposal is broken and I get a note saying the management company needs permission to come into my apartment. I thought my calling her was giving them permission.

That was the annoying part.

The rest of it is long and complicated and includes three deaths in a three month period.

Well that's life.

What happened to fall?

It is not fun outside. It is mid October and it feels like winter. I know I will probably change my mind about this in December but I am not happy. I hadn't had a chance to write anything in a while so I just wanted to write a quick note. Oh I don't know if you all knew I am fall in love with celebrities every once and a while and I thinking I am falling in love with John Mayer. I'll talk about that later though.

Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!

Well my cuticles are trying to adjust to the cold weather by means of cracking open and other weird shit. All I know is that I need to wear a band-aid so it doesn't hurt constantly but I wash my hands way to often to keep a band-aid in good shape.

That is another issue all together. I am part germaphobic. Just part though not enough to have to see someone (a therapist) and be heavily medicated but enough that I freak out when to many people are sneezing or coughing in one area.

I thinking I am getting crazy (or crazier) with my age.

Now for many hours today I was obsessed with Wendy's Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers. I wanted one bad but I got over that, I don't know about over but I ate something so I am less hungry.

Now I want a Dr. Pepper and a regular one not a diet one. I guess I could go on forever.

I am tired and I think I am going to bed. Maybe.

Ready to rock out!

So I might as well get this out of the way. I am super excited about Guiter Hero II. I do believe that every home that has a PS 2 get this game. Its too bad that I don't have any pictures of guitar hero playing. I will have to get more.

Damn it I'm hungry, and Jimmy Johns is not making me freak.

Everyone that knows me know that I have an addictive TV personality. I have been staying up at night to watch tv. I need ashow or two to get cancelled because it is eating up all my free time. So there is this new show called Heroes, I don't know where it is going but I am hooked. Also I am so pissed about my new addiction to Lost. I tried my hardest to stay away from the show but then a class makes me watch it, not good is all I am saying. I have also been watching Weeds and I don't know what to say becuase I don't want to ruin it for those who haven't watched it yet. I will get back to that though.

Still not freaking.

So I saw this movie on Friday called War Tapes, I recommend it. It is just footage from soldiers in Iraq. I'll just move away from this subject now.

So I lost a book today, it was book from class. Funny because I have only been in like four different places that I could have lost it. Whatever who wants to read anyway.

I am starving, WHERE'S JIMMY JOHNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to go I am getting to agitated to write.

I need a vacation!!

I'm tired and I want to be done with school. I really do hate my apartment building. I have homework to do and naps to take. I am unorganized and borderline crazy. I guess this is what 6 hours of sleep will do for me.

I'm fun even if I say so myself...

Well anybody I have drank with knows I'm a good time (maybe not the times when I want to fight people).

Well I have a couple free minutes so I am going to bring my blog and my life back to normal.

I just want to make a few announcements because I know I won't be able to find from the video forever. If I said I would "do" you take it as a complement don't worry I won't be attacking you. Unless you like that kind of thing and we can set something up. I'm kidding. If I said I wouldn't "do" you no worries, maybe I would some other day. Now that I got that out of the way, its time to move on to the more important issues.

I have been trying to do some gift giving. I kind of like it. I'll do it more I think I am a little slow but that is the beauty with gift giving. You can do it when you want.

I some would like to know what led to the many text messages and phone calls and I would be glad to share that with everyone. Here are a few pictures to help:

One of the sunshines of my work day:


Me getting the bunny ears:


Hostad's View:




See seems innocent enough.

Ok, I'm done for now. I will leave you with this I believe Grypp's posse had something to do with last night.


Out, ted

I should explain myself...

I was drunk last night. Yeah that's it.

Who said what?

Ok I know its 1:23am and I am writning in my blog but I had a rough day today and decided to drink. Which I am sure will come back to haunt me but I will talk about htat later.

I took notes as not to forget about the items for today. Here's the list that I wirte down: unicorns, letter to bethany's uterus, hughey purse, and Blaxican.

I know where to start.

So I had a discussion about unicorns today and it was quite disturbing. Are unicorns real or not. I a m voting for real. I saw a lot of unicorn on tv growing up and tv won't lie. I like unicorns and her eis my theories. The re are unicorns but because of their rare beauty they are almost extinct. In order to keep the scalpers away they pretend they are dead so perserve their wonderfulness. Just my theory othe people have others.

Next my letter to the uterus:

Dear Bethany's uterus,

I really want a baby to play with and I hope you would do me the honor. Many people know I like babies and I have been wanting a new baby for a while. do what you have to to prepare. I know everyone is ready. Just make a fucking baby already.

Sincerly yours,
ted

next is the hughey purse:


There was a bet and my friend made me a purse. Then I got drunk and said I could make a better purse than him. Well I lost the contest and if I was more sober and could find the purse I would take a picture of it and show you. Anyway I lost on a technicality that I used the same materials as him. My ourse was eway better. I am a little upset about that but I will get over it.

Now I don't know if anybody has heard of the term Blaxican, but after a bad hearing day I thought I heard someone say it. The didn't say it just Mexican. I had a friend look it up on the internet and boy do we live in our own world it was out there. Who knew. I like when I make up words.

Now the meat of the blog. Tonight I drank a little and decided to tell everyone about the people about who I would "do". Both people I know and don't know. Well there is videotape and it wasn't me. It was all fabricated and lies. Especially if you were featured in the talks. LIES I say. The internet will be the end of me. Again I would not do or not not do anyone in the greater Milwaukee area that I know. Unless we have made previous arrangements. Ok people not in the area unles you are a stranger and I don't know you. I am not doing strangers just just I have yet to meet. Ok this is going bad just like the quote book. I was supposed to add people to the blog but fuck that I am going to sleep. Maybe tomorrow, bitches.

Random Question

So I was trying to update my profile when I got a random question at the very end. I started to write and had something going, then I hit save I have too many words. I can't let it go to waste I am brillant. So here we go:

Random Question: The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig

Once upon a time in a far away land there was a princess looking for her prince charming. All her other princess friends had gone off to get married and she thought she'd be alone forever. She had heard the stories about how some of her friends found true love through the internet royalty dating service, some through royalty school and other kissing frogs. She hoped that her prince would come to her at a ball or through a friends, definitely not through kissing frogs. Well while out one day frolicking through the wooded area behind her castle she spotted a frog. This frog looked odd but she didn't know why. Everyday the princess wwent into the wooded area because she was lonely and wanted time to think and every day she noticed this frog looking at her. She still couldn't figure out why this frog seemed odd. One rainy day as she sat by a pond the weird frog hopped over to her and told her how much he admired her. Weeks passed and the princess and the frog's friendship grew. The princess built up the courage to ask the frog why he looked so different from the other frogs. In a panic the frog hopped away, when suddenly his wig flew off. Mystery solved. The princess then ran over to the frog and reassured him that his baldness did not interfer with the love she had for him. She truly love the frog and in a moment of clarity she kissed the frog. This wonderful passionate kiss transformed the frog into the handsome prince he was before the spell was cast upon him. He had a full head of hair. She shared the news with all the land that she had flew in love. He reunited with his family and they lived happily ever after.

The End.

Say Cheese!!

If I am going to do this blogging thing I might as well do it right and add pictures.

So to go along with the title:
Salsa con queso - its a weakness. That picture looks kind of weird but whatever.

So last Thursday (I believe) we had this tech fair at work and I had to work the booth all day. I stood up for 6 1/2 hours straight, I think that is a record for me (at least since I worked at the candy store). Well some people were that I work with either working or visiting and me being the photographer that I am took pictures of them.

Alex listening:


Liz being Liz:


Sohara talking:


and rbr smiling I guess:


See I'm a photographer.

Oh I know some of my friends are chip fans, so I just wanted everyone to know I had some awesome chips today. Lundberg's Bean and Rice Chips in Pico de Gallo (and they are vegan for my non-meat eating friends), check them out they are awesome (again).

Now for some updates:

I gave up on the 1400 calorie death plan. I was feeling weak and I was tired all the time. One day I had to go to bed because I was hungry. I don't know if anybody else has tried to do that but it is hard to fall asleep in your hungry. Of course Iam hungry right now, I don't know how I make it through the day. Oh there is free burritos at Chipotle today (its Chipotle's birthday).

There is something wrong with my back. I think it might be broken, bad. I can sit up and everything but you never know.

My netflix queue is up to 497. I don't know how this happened because I didn't touch it. Its the movie gnomes.

While I am talking movies yesterday was movie night. The movie was Poltergeist. That little girl was creepy.

Well its time for me to check the blogs I read and stalk some people.

I hope

Ok that is the title of the sone that I am am listening to right now. By the way its the Dixie Chicks. It is one of my favorites.

Ok I have a few things for now.

First of all my back still hurts and I don't know why. I really di think I am going crazy. The apostrophe key opened the find box and now that I have started to type it doesn't do it anymore. Well fine.

Well something that I am super excited about (even though people are becoming ashamed of themselves) more of people I know are watching Project Runway. Which is great since it is almost over maybe I can get them to to watch Top Chef. I am really excited to see who wins although I think it should be Micheal. I haven't seen the end of the last show but I have liked his designs all through the show. Anyway.

I am super excited about Nip/Tuck too I am a show behind because my friends like to drink. Since I am have just become more and more obsessed with the absurdity of the show. I can't wait to see Rosie O'Donnell's appearance. Love scene between Rosie and Cristian, I'm sure it will be sick like the rest.

I want some pizza now and some soda.

Why do I feel so sad... also the name of a song.

Have to leave apartment more often

This is sad. I left my apartment today just to go to the grocery store. I am starting to feel like a shut in. Well a weekend shut in. What the hell do people do on the weekendds that I don't know about. I can't pick a good song to listen to right now, which must mean I should go to sleep. It is real close to my second bedtime.

Oh for a quick update:
My boss gave me peanuts I think that counts as a gift. So now that they have started coming in I think that more (different) people should give me gifts. I like chips and salsa. Just a suggestion.

Oh another update (although I think this is new to the blog) my back has been FUCKED UP all weekend. It hurts and I don't like it. Which makes the chair dancing that I like to do very uncomfortable.

I love this Shakira song Illegal featuring Carlos Santana. You all should try listening to it and I will play it for you if want me to.

That's all for now.

It's Saturday night...and I am at home

So what does that say about me. I haven't even left my apartment. I wish someone would come over and do my laundry. I have put my lazy pants on and i am not taking them off until tomorrow sometime. I was trying not to rant but...

I am watching pimp my ride. I understand that they are taking crap cars and making them better. I just don't understand why they have to paint these cars neon yellow with wierd ass flames. I think these cars are the perfect way to get pulled over by the cops, car jacked or just getting robbed. Ok I am done.

I'm done for now.

Who knows what I ever talk about.

I am not sure if the subject line should be a statement or a question. Whatever. So I am feeling much better than last night an dcan attempt to write something cool.

My updates:
No gifts yet. What are people waiting for? Wait I was offered a gift of cake but 1400 calories a day prevents me from eating cake.

My nose is ridiculous. If it wasn't attached to my face I would be rid of it. Drinking makes congestion worse I don't think that's fair.

So I actually tried sticking to the 1400 calorie plan and I don't like it. Plus counting calories make me feel crazy and I don't want to do it anymore. the discussion with the dietician next week or whenever it is will be interesting.

But besides that, I had a purple pen like the other Pilot pens I use and I can't find it. I know my apartment ate it but I want it back. I tried just giving up on finding it and buying another one but the Walgreens didn't have it. Now I am back to finding it in my apartment.

Another thing I should get out there is that I am now obsessed with finding out what happened to Anna Nicole Smith's son. I will bypass looking at other news to check out the latest story on cnn.com

Baseball games are awesome when you don't have to watch the game. I prefer drinking a lot. The port-o-pottys are another story, I don't like them ever and at Thursdays Brewer's game I used one twice. At the time I made that go away by drinking more beer.

Other things I have noticed in the world lately:

I am all about holes in your jeans (mainly because all my pants have holes of some sort). I saw a girl yesterday on campus that her entire right leg was exposed in front. There was a hole the length on her thigh. My thinking is either wear shorts or cut off the leg. It looked really crazy.

Off to find something on the internet to read or just stare at.

Movie Night

Well I tried to avoid the movie Shaun of the Dead but I watched it and it was ok I guess. I am too tired to post anything good. So I won't I will read other peoples blogs instead. Before that though John Mayer has a blog that is super funny. I'll post tomorrow.

Blogging again

Well last night someone said I should blog (I think Grypp) so I am going to try again on a regular basis. I just read some of my other blogging moment and I amused myself. I want to give a brief update on my life. Since it has been over a year.
I am out of the office with the light that turns off when it wants.
My nose has gone back to doing what it wants. I fear this might go on for a while.
I still believe people should buy me gifts, I deserve them.
I am still just as lazy as I was before.
I have new shows that I am obsessed with one being Weeds and that damn theme song (if you want I'll sing little boxes for you).
I am also obsessed with other tv shows but this could go on forever.

Now that we are done with that brief update.

For those who didn't know I am trying to drop some pounds and I have been seeing a dietcian and exercising (well I was). Today I have an appointment and we discussed what we first talked about in my initial visits. One of them is how many calories I should have in one day. It's absolutelty crazy. it is the 1400 calorie death plan. Who eats only 1400 calories a day. People who weigh less that 100 lbs. not going to happen. I'll try it out a coule days and report back. I am sure it won't be pretty. She's a professional right it can't be that bad.

To end Nip/Tuck is awesome and the McNamara family is being weirder. Who knew it could happen.

I'm hungry I got to go.