Tricks and Techniques

ok the title is from an old interview form: It read: What tricks or techniques do you use to make work or school easier. It always made me giggle and many others so it had to be changed.

Anyway the purpose of this post is for me to let everyone know what my tricks and techniques are for having a proper fascination with a celebrity personality.

Technique #1: If you do lots with computers (say work with them) you should start all googling by searching your crush's name. For example before I need to find something important on the internet I do a John Mayer google search. Why? Because doing a John Mayer search make the internet better. So if you happen to like a certain baseball player a lot you should do a Grady Sizemore search.

Trick #1: If they are of the actor/actress or singer variety a nice imdb.com search could be in order. You can find some good fun facts about them.

Trick #2: More internet related things like trips to wikipedia. You can find out all types of fun info.

From these site you should gather as much information as possible so you can wow your friends with your knowledge of said object of interest.

Things like Grady Sizemore Cleveland Indians center fielder was born August 2, 1982. He went to Cascade High School in Everett, Washington where he played football, baseball and basketball.

From experience your friend will find all this information horribly interesting no matter what they say to you.

Technique #2: You should have at least one picture of the one you hold high reverence to posted in a place where others will see it. This way when people say "Why do you have a picture of (John Mayer/Grady Sizemore/fill in the blank)" you can dazzle the masses with the knowledge you obtained at the above websites.

Also you must be aware of all television appearances so you can watch the grow as a person/musician/actors/baseball player.

Well I am sure I could go on forever but I will bring this to an end. Just remember there is a point where knowing all about someone becomes stalking. Its a fine line, try not to cross it.