Survey Stuff

I was looking at myspace and saw one of this survey it is 60 questions long. So I have decided that I am going to post 5 questions a day until they are all answered. So I ask that everyone help me out by posting their answers in the comments.

so here are the 1st five questions:

1. Who was the last person to call you baby?

I have no clue but I probably didn't like it when they did.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?

Always

3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?

Sure

4. Has someone ever sang a song to you?

Yes my friends are awesome.

5. Last person to text message you?

Bob/Matt

The nanny stole my baby!!!

Ok not my baby but I have had nanny problems. For those of you who don't know I am a big fan of the Sims games and I am currently playing The Sims 2 Pets. I am slightly obsessed again. I stayed up until 12am playing last night not good. Anyway, I was looking through the forums on the website the other day because I invited a family over and when they left they left their baby. The Sims are full of baby stealing drama that only seems to worry the players.

Back to the point, on this forum there was a thread that talked about how the nanny stayed later than necessary and when she left she took the baby with her. Not a surprise if you have ever played because the nannies are useless. But you can't leave your baby home alone (which would probably be better than hiring a nanny). I personally have not have this happen to me but I have other nanny woes. I constantly have nannies that won't go to the bathroom when they have to then pee on the floor. That in turn make their hygiene levels go down and they won't do anything but complain. I also have the nannies that do things that the babies don't need. For example a I had a toddler that had just gotten up from a nap and their hunger bar was low. One of the parents put the kid in the high chair to feed them and the nanny comes along and puts the kid back in the crib not allowing the parent to feed the kid. I am not quite sure why Maxis would punish us with horrible NPCs but they do.

The Sims 2 is awesome!!

So I know I haven't posted in a while but there has been so much that has been going on lately. I was looking at the Sims 2 website and decided that I needed to post the lyrics to a song I found. Tell me what you think.

Cowboy Troy - I Play Chicken with a Train
Nor plotz icka wibba hain
Plotz icka wibba hain, hain
Unh-huh, unh-huh

Nor plotz icka wibba hain
Plotz icka wibba hain, hain
Unh-huh, unh-huh

Hooby char! Hurby nurbs!
Onna bims n' chims pree na plurbs
Boo botz ang cubba rowzie bebs
Gwan doo blurtz eppy nabazen
Fret-a-shay-a, fret-a-shay-a, fret-a-shay-a,
Mooz?!

Na boo blotzork cubba tubey noobs
"Pow, tibby zibbed y tarb niverps"
Unh-huh, tee mimsa nerp
Peebla nerp sim booglavort...nur pondavort...tee randivort
Bubby napacky bibs obba ZLE's, hep Durn McGurn sebby lib za reez
Sebby lopp ni voob ma wib-wab nacks
Ebba wanie grau sneems webba stobba grobe
Ni boo na blotz, jibbity-jotz
Ebba manie hain jubba totz vor plotz!
Nor plotz icka wibba hain
Plotz icka wibba hain, hain
Unh-huh, unh-huh

Foo nipe a lablort, dee pinda la neeb
Na boin vibby hoin tabba wabba na jeeb
Subba zeen ocka neen webba tuffaro lome
Fladiki nazurn, azza myba mome
Seeby raba naba tine acka chamberoonie
Wimma boo banucky ze kubu nachoonie
Zal aba na woo na wibbs, foo nitz
Doonurb ZBZ obba ZBZ
Sna greebie waba sabie sonu kombucheen
Hibba nurt vur wib-wab nabio, toobim
Robu la chobby ombu na snee
Skibba har toonie ban ibba nobie lachee
Nebba clona beeba haba ubba rippa var nocks
Bubba nooba obba dox, skazz gobba jibby ozza snocks
Fro Blexnor eeny clang, mooba no zabbie wibba baskie drang!

Nor plotz icka wibba hain
Plotz icka wibba hain, hain
Unh-huh, unh-huh

The Internet and television has done it to me again

This one is going (this post) to explore one of my current pet peeves and man does this one bother me.

So I was reading the Pop Candy blog like I like to do every morning. I missed reading yesterday but that's beside the point. I came across an entry that said a Pop Candy reader made a post on her blog about David Milch, Deadwood and John from Cincinnati. That posts leads me to my anger. That people get so stuck in their ways and hate change so much that they would rather have something go on forever than letting creative change happen. I will be the first person to say that I may have some questionable choices in the things that I watch on tv. Anyway. I watched Deadwood and I watched John from Cincinnati and although I had no clue what was going on in John from Cincinnati my curiosity about what could happen and what I saw previously from David Milch kept my attention. I must say that I will give most shows 4 episodes to hook me and it maybe my own stubbornness that gets me with these types of shows (I was attracted to Lost for the same reasons).

I can also say that I have no clue how networks and production companies work but from what I seen they have little patience for a show that is not producing the results that they hoped for. I was surprised to see that an actor from both Deadwood and John from Cincinnati replied to the post, Jim Beaver played Ellsworth on Deadwood and Vietnam Joe on John from Cincinnati. His response just displayed the fact that the things you posts are for the entire internet not just your friends and family.

I think that people get so caught up in their feeling (my god its tv things changes) that they insinuate things about series to help them cope. I am just glad that actor and actresses read and speak up. Change is inevitable. Deal with it.

Funny Orbit Gum Commercial

This is the one that I told everyone about. I think it is funny.

For the ones we lose

You will be missed, Granny B...



Granny B, Me, Granny "C" at my high school graduation.

Do you Karaoke?

The Best Week Ever has made a list of the top 10 karaoke songs to avoid at all costs.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/08/20/top-10-karaoke-songs-to-avoid-at-all-costs/

I must say I am guilty of a few of these.

ted.

The Problem with Nail Polish

Is that it chips then I pick at it. The problem with blue shiny nail polish is that you really notice when it chips even worse when I pick at it.

(picture to come)

Some of Today's Spam

Here are some subject lines that I got today:

My new guy's tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.

I cant believe you talked me into taking these pictures, hehe. I hope you like em.

My EX-boyfriend took these of me in bed. Do you think he misses me.

hey baby, I thought you might like these pictures to keep you hot till you get home.

Well you showed me yours, I guess I better show you mine, hehe. check out my pics.

My apartment ate a DVD

and I am pretty sure Netflix will not be pleased. Well they don't care as long as I pay them but that is besides the point.

At home I supposedly have Kitchen Confidential Disc 2, Coffee and Cigarettes, and Stranger than Fiction.

I watched Kitchen Confidential yesterday and I am sad I did because I ended up liking it and it was cancelled. I haven't watched Coffee and Cigarettes yet but I know where that is. The problem lies in what happened to Stranger than Fiction. I remember getting it. It may still be in the envelop but where. My apartment ate it and I kind of wanted to watch it.

Oh well it will show up when least expected or when I am not in the mood to watch it. That's my luck.

ted.

Who is your favorite fictitious mayor?

Well Cracked list their top 5 fictional mayors.

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2315

Weekend of rain and some fun

I should start at Friday. When I got home I took a nap. Very well deserved and restful. I got a phone call asking if I wanted to go out and it was Friday so I said yes. We started off by going to the Yield (a place I didn't mind) but the person I went with didn't want to stay. So we ended up going to a place I hadn't been in a long time, the Landmark, it was a good time. Played a little pool drank a little fun. Anyway before we left we decided that we would go to brunch the nest day. So on Saturday we went to Trocadero. I had a few Bloody Marys and a breakfast bagel sandwich. Good. I am pretty sure that they forgot about our order since people who sat after us got their food first. Not a big deal. Then we went to the Art Museum. Looked around in there for a while. It is easy to get trapped in there after walking around you don't always remember if you rode an elevator. Anyway I have spent today watching tv.

Fun times.

ted.

Mandy Moore covers Rihanna's Umbrella

Weeds

So I watched the first episode of the season and I must say it grabbed my attention, in a way that ensures that i will watch the rest of the season. The antics that a mom/pot dealer can get into at hilarious.

So here's a good one...

So a friend asked me if I would be a sub on their volleyball team. I apparently not thinking clearly decided sure, why not. Last night I got a text message about playing on the 26th. Again apparently not thinking clearly I said sure. Thing is I can't play volleyball. Of course I have played before (in high school). What have I got myself into.

ted.

No Posts

My brain did very few useful things today but they were very important. So tomorrow.

Well

We all know that I like to blog about the really trivial things in life. Well because I think that that's what makes life funny. One thing that I am reserving for other people to comment on is my extreme clumsiness. I had a coffee incident the other day and I mean catastrophic. Catastrophic to the floor to my jeans (I had to crawl under the table - a complete other subject). Extremely funny for Beth and Isaiah.

I have a history of coffee incidents. This time it wasn't all over me and the chair I was sitting in. I will not divulge any information about that chair or its whereabouts. I think it may have something to do with the fact that my chair doesn't have armrests. I don't know. I often make up things to support my theories. That's what college taught me.

Anyway, I hope everyone has an awesome day. I have officially finished my cup of coffee for today with absolutely no spills.

ted.

1 joint as damaging as 5 ciggarettes

For someone who doesn't do drugs this was at first confusing. Then it dawned on my why it made sense.

I haven't read the article but yahoo insist that I know thins info. So you read it and tell me what it is about.

http://health.yahoo.com/news/177939

How Lucky am I?

Fucking UPS (and all other delivery company) fucking piss me off. Just give me my damn skirt.

These are the days I wish I could program

So I want a program similar to the stickies program on the Mac. It is a desktop post it note application. I have found a variety of programs. The one I like the most cost some amount of money and has some sort of banner. So I found one for free and it just doesn't do what I would like it to do. I mean it can take that much to let me put a title in the title bar. Oh and stay on the desktop.

Computers.

Poor Poor Blog

I miss you. I have been in transition with computers and stuff, so no posts. I will try to find some post worthy info soon. Oh I had a coffee incident yesterday. I will tell you more about that later.

Benedryl: A No-No

Man I should never take Benedryl in the middle of the day. I am really tired now.

ted.

UGH

I go to write out my rent check. Which upsets me because I just want to pay it online.

Secondly I have 39¢ stamps. For the life of me I can't generate that cent symbol. Anyway I have know clue how much stamps cost, but if I could do the above I wouldn't need stamps.

I am full of wonderful goodness today.

TV

I'm sad I am really behind on my tv watching. It's actually funny for me since I am currently watching a total of 5 shows max. I wonder what will happen when I add two more in the mix later this month.

August 13th - Weeds (season premiere) and Californication with David Duchovny (series premiere) starts. I watched the first episode of Californication and liked it. It is on Showtime and will be on after Weeds.

Those are the two that I am adding.

The shows I am currently watching:

The 4400 - Sunday @ 8pm
Entourage - Sunday @ 9pm
John from Cincinnati - Sunday @ 9:30pm
Burn Notice - Thursday @ 9pm

So four shows and I am behind on all but one.

Nose Update

This blog long ago stopped reporting on my nose. Generally it has been having a good couple of months. Everything has seemed to healed properly. There's no bleeding. Like I said generally good. 2 days ago (only during the day) my nose has been running. I have no clue why (well I do). But I feel fine.

When I started this blog so long ago it was full of nose updates. I have allergy issues.

Rent

Almost forgot to pay my rent this month. That should be a surprise to no one. Man am I good. I wish I could do a electronic payment.

The Simpsons and Couture?

Well apparently W magazine took the Simpsons to Paris and coutured them up.

http://www.fashionista.com/2007/07/the_simpsons_go_to_fashion_week.php

Snoppy Sno-Cone Machine

So they are back. I remember having one as a kid and making sno-cones or anyone who walked in the house. I will have one.

There are so many things about my childhood that would give you insight on me now.

ted.

The Martini Fairy

Well I got this in email and most of these are so true that I had to share.
(Oh it's all pictures so I have to types it. Suck)

When girls drink to much...

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it.

4. In our last bathroom visit we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

6.We et extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song."

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and becoming really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?).

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.