Jamie Lynn Spears

She's pregnant at 16. I won't say shame shame because this is what happens when you live with your 19 year old boyfriend. I take that back. That's what happens when you live with your boyfriend and your 16. I am not surprised in the least.

So Lynne Spears, parenting book has been delayed. I do think that is funny.

Well hell I do wish the best for that family. I mean I would blame Lynne for Britney and her issues or for Jamie Lynn's pregnancy but why fake being an expert.

Ha ha!!

Can't Afford Attorney's Fees

Well apparently Charisma Carpenter says she can't afford her divorce but she is out of work. Join the rest of the world who can't afford their divorce. She blames the Writer's Strike for her inability to earn enough to afford her lawyers.

Well what happened to the $500,000 that she earned in 2004 and even the money she earned last year. There isn't even a little left over to pay for her divorce.

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=fc376d7a-bdab-4cbe-9a51-44d13597275c&sid=fd-hot2-txt

Tsk, tsk. Somebody should learn to save a little for a rainy day.

ted.

I think I am missing something

More and more celebrities are showing their vaginas (somehow vaginas is not a word - what's plural). Anyway Geri Halliwell from the Spice Girls showed off hers at a recent concert. At first I believed that they didn't sell celebrities underwear. Which I find to be a very bad mistake - economically. Now I think I am missing something. I can see going sans panties at home. When in public you should wear undies. I can even give some celebrities the, "I didn't have enough time to put them on after the quickie I just had", or "I just forgot", or "my assistant doesn't believe in underwear and she only wears pants" but only once.

What am I missing. I really want to understand this.

I understand vaginas are good for the internet and the porn business, but what about the rest of us that are innocently wandering the internet.

The internet

Well I am still looking at celebrity baby names. I have decided that the perfect girls name would be Crystal Princess Rarity.

If you can figure where that comes from and google will help. You will know I am brilliant.

Proof...

That celebrities live in an alternate universe can be found in what they name their children.

Only in the universe that they reside can you name your child Pilot Inspektor, Moxie CrimeFighter and Audio Science and not fear that they will be tease mercilessly or just be weird people.

For other weird celebrity baby names:

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/celebrity-baby-names.html

http://www.innocentenglish.com/celebrity-bloopers-news-quotes/unusual-baby-names.html

Scary Celebrities

Take a look at this link. For proper warning. This is a picture of Amy Winehouse now and pre-weight loss.

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070718/amy%20winehouse%20july%2016/awbeforeafter.html

Now tell me she doesn't need to see a professional

Late Show - Ann Coulter

Interesting

My Obsessive Ways

You all should know by now that I can get a little tv personality obsessed. Well To I started my morning looking up Henry Rollins because a friend mentioned him in an email. What I found was a video of him writing a letter to Ann Coulter. Which by the way was funny. So today I have decided it would be Ann Coulter day. Not what you were thinking I know. Why pick the crazy when you can have funny? Well crazy is funny. I still can't believe she doesn't have horns (sadly I just can't let that fact go).

Today's mission: Find things that make fun of Ann Coulter.

ted.

So you know when your famous...

You should probably know that there are cameras everywhere. So I recently saw a picture of Rebecca Gayheart grabbing Eric Dane's crotch. Mind you he is her husband and when she wants a handful she should get a handful. The thing is that picture is much like hickeys to me. We all know you have sex, why announce it.

Its actually quite disturbing to me.

ted.

Back on my High Horse

Well recently Jimmy Kimmel stepped in a hosted the Larry King show. I watched a clip of him talking to the editor of a Gawker website. Which has some sort of celebrity sitings mapped. I think he acted like an complete ass. He was really juvenile in the way he acted while on a call with the editor which he ended abruptly because I guess he was under the impression that he had made his point.

You know here is my feeling about the whole situation. When you decide to go into show business and you put yourself out there, why wouldn't you expect people to idolize you? The thing is celebrities get all upset that people take pictures of them and follow them around to see what hey are buying but without those fans there would be no one to watch their movies or tv shows. Some of that has to be chalked up as a part of the business. I think it is stupid to throw a bitch fit because some one took a picture of you and said you were (some adjective or verb).

You know if anybody knew who I was or gave a crap about the city I lived in, people would follow me around and insinuate that I was drunk, slutting it up or maybe even hanging out with someone sluttier that I was behaving. Because you know some times I draw attention to myself because I am am just as narcissistic (maybe not - I do think very highly of myself - because I'm awesome) as every celebrity out there pretending they're not.

How about that or not have a career.

Off my high horse.

Candy Candy Candy Candy

Well sour patch kids are awesome. I have almost ate an entire bag. I am trying to ration them over a few days but it does seems to work out.

The news is in: People are idiots. The Playstation 3 is not worth getting yourself worked into a tizzy and trampling people over.

Speaking of tizzies, all the celebrities are getting themselves worked up over Tom and Katie's wedding.

For all of you that are Heroes watchers, I am one episode away from being all catch up. I stayed up past my bed time to watch a few episodes. I am still confused about Nikki and when did the kid find out she had a split personality. Who knows. Oh well.