Am I slacking or what?

So I knew this blogging thing would be harder than I thought. Who can remember to post something everyday.

Nose update: there is nothing new. It is not not broken anymore than two days ago but I still think I should get a new one as this one is a lemon.

Today's new fun is to look at my resume. I don't want to but I guess I have to toot my own horn at some point. I know what I do and the people I work with know what I do. It's putting it on paper that is the hard part.

Oh well I gots ta go

I just ate ice cream

Well I the rest of the day and how it would go was based on whether I would have a good ice cream experience. I am more than happy to report that not only was it a good ice cream experience it wasn't even my 1st or 2nd choice of ice cream. So my day will be good. I don have to study for this quiz tomorrow and Iam not really into that but I won't let that bring me dowm.

So everyone who has been trying to call me I have lost me cell phone in my bedroom. I will look for it today but I am making no promises.

No my nose report: We (my nose and I) are doing really well today. I think it might be scared of what I will do to it. I am not getting to much hope though. One good nose day in almost 120 days is not something to get excited about.

By the way today's ice cream was chocolate.

I am also really excited about being about to go shopping. I can't wait to buy clothes. I think I will take out a few minutes to do research online.

Well I need to go now and do some important business.

Not as lazy as yesterday

Ok. Here is the thing I am looking for an apartment. One all by myself and it is hard. I forced myself out of the house because of the possiblities of lies and open houses. No lies but a couple of open houses. I saw some apratments that I like. The one the is more feasible is further away from the Jimmy Johns I like. I can guarantee that I am getting screwed with my location. There is no reason that I should have to wait 45 minutes for a sub. I am not in the mood to bitch anymore than that at the moment. I will continue my search. For apartments not for a better JJs.

I saw an apartment with the most hideous colored carpet but they were changing it it was god awful.

As for my nose I think I may need to see a specialist.

I am at the moment watching West Wing. I am on disk 5 of Season four and I am running out quickly. What will I do.

Well I have to go because of the West Wing.

Ok I know that this entry is pretty dull, but that is what happens on the weekend. I almost paniced thinking I didn't drink at all this weekend but Friday I went to a Wine Party. SO I am good.

I am severely lazy

Today I have done absolutely nothing. I have sit on my ass and watched many many hours on television. I left the house only to buy chips and soda. I love Saturdays.

Today's nose update: It is getting out of control. I woke up and had to go to the Vicks but maybe that just pissed off my nose. For the people out there that have sinus problems I have this hollow feeling. It hurts and is generally just not cool. Oh its been bleeding too, bad.

So let me introduce everyone to other facets of my life. I am currently searching for a husband. I have been doing this for awhile but not actively doing anything.

Now I must complete my day of laying on my bed and watching tv.

The Gasthaus and Axel's

They are a bad mix. I definitely feel better than I did yesterday. I am doing all the right things though, Gatorade and Rolaids. I am even thinking about the Gas-x.

I really have some issues today. My PDA isn't syncing properly and I can't remember how I fixed it before. I am supposed to go look at an apartment I don't know where or when so that is a bit of a problem.

Before I forget my nose: It is turning against me. It hurts when I touch it which is bad sign number one. It's bleeding again surprise surprise. I what a new one.

My eyes hurt now and they're red.

Now that I got all my whining out of the way. I love Cosmo. It's a humor magazine. May's issue has a section on the right way to touch a naked man. After talking about some of these tips with a group of guys, they say no Cosmo is wrong. I won't ruin it for you check it out but there are definitely some techniques that will get you kicked out of bed or banned from ever having sex again with that guy at least. Cosmo does offer up something really good occasionally. December 2004 has the 50 Hottest Bachelors in the US and I have found the one that want. My birthday is coming soon and my friends need to get of a plane fly to Mississippi and bring me Jordan Ash. Wrap him in what you want but I will be showing Cosmo I know exactly how to touch a naked man. Ok I am getting carried away.

I am about to lose my mind. Well what I have left of it. The damn light went off again. I am still in the fucking room. I want to rip that sensor out of the wall and crush with heavy objects. I got to go because I am going to start breaking things.

Bad Karma

It must be true. Over the years many people told me I was accumulating bad karma.

The coffee guy is now messing with me. Another heart. I think I will go get coffee tomorrow even though its out my way to test my theory.

As for a nose update: I just gave it a blow and everything is looking good.
For all of you who don't know I have had issues with my nose since Dec. 21st. They say I should take allergy meds everyday. You know what I don't want to.

I do have a new issue though. My eyes. They are itching. I know this will becoming a bigger issue than it needs to be because everything does.

And again with the damn light. I am thinking of crushing something. I don't know what I need to do but it is driving me crazy. Now I have to get up. Or just out of spite I will sit here in the dark.

I am just getting upset now and have to go. Maybe later the day will get better and I will post again.

Somebody should buy me gifts.

Today's Fun Facts

This is my first very cute blog.

Fun facts from today:

I got coffee today and I got coffee art. A heart. Very beautiful.

My nose is still doing what it wants. Good news is that it bled very little today.

The stupid light turned off. I can't be sure if it is fixed because I don't know what working properly looks like but I am sure as hell it can't be this.