Wednesday, August 01, 2007

The Martini Fairy

Well I got this in email and most of these are so true that I had to share.
(Oh it's all pictures so I have to types it. Suck)

When girls drink to much...

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it.

4. In our last bathroom visit we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

6.We et extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song."

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and becoming really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?).

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

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