Someone turned my key

Well I am about to blur the line between reality and sci-fi/fiction. Maybe because I have started to watch the final episodes of the fading in popularity tv show Heroes again.

I will one day be horrifically murdered. That is if people start to gain the ability to read minds. Today I was at the bus stop with someone I deemed "weirdo factory". What does that mean? I later came to the realization that that doesn't make any sense but at the time it was an accurate description.

This guy must of entered the Starbucks shortly after I exited because he was clutching his Starbucks iced coffee and bakery goods, his ipod and a bag that I can only assume held his other technologies. Normally this behavior would have not set of alarms, not the "man this guy is weird" alarms. Except he was frigidity, the type that makes others around you nervous. Plus I learned this morning about a serial killer in Milwaukee. Which led me to believe that if this guy could read minds he would murder me on this bus and who would help me. The bus driver would have to stop the bus not leaving him with much time to help. Certainly not the woman talking to herself on the bus, obviously her mind is preoccupied.

It may be time for me to turn off the tv, at least for a little while. I believe this wild fantasy is indication that my brain has not been able to creatively express itself in a while. I just hope that telepathy remains where it is, in my tv.

funny

Not Pants

So it is so warm out today and I hope that tomorrow we get similar weather for the Brewers game.

What does 'not pants' mean? I am wearing capris today to accommodate for the outside temp. The inside temp is still odd.

Best food in the world

The world's Top 100 eating experiences

1 El Bulli, Spain (=)

2 The Fat Duck, U.K. (=)

3 Noma, Denmark (+7)

4 Mugaritz, Spain (=)

5 El Celler de Can Roca, Spain (+21)

6 Per Se, U.S. (=)

7 Bras, France (=)

8 Arzak, Spain (=)

9 Pierre Gagnaire, France (-6)

10 Alinea, U.S. (+11)

11 L’Astrance, France (=)

12 The French Laundry U.S. (-7)

13 Osteria Francescana, Italy (New Entry)

14 St. John, U.K. (+2)

15 Le Bernardin, U.S. (+5)

16 Restaurant de l’Hotel de Ville, Switzerland (+11)

17 Tetsuya’s, Australia (-8)

18 L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon, France (-4)

19 Jean Georges, U.S. (-2)

20 Les Creations de Narisawa, Japan (New Entry)

21 Chez Dominique, Finland (+18)

22 Ristorante Cracco, Italy (+21)

23 Die Schwarzwaldstube, Germany (+12)

24 D.O.M., Brazil (+16)

25 Vendome, Germany (+9)

26 Hof van Cleve, Belgium (+2)

27 Masa, U.S., (Re-entry)

28 Gambero Rosso, Italy (-16)

29 Oud Sluis, Netherlands (+13)

30 Steirereck, Austria (New Entry)

31 Momofuku Ssam Bar, U.S. (New Entry)

32 Oaxen Skaergaardskrog, Sweden (+16)

33 Martin Berasategui, Spain (-4)

34 Nobu U.K. (-4)

35 Mirazur, France (New Entry)

36 Hakkasan, U.K. (-17)

37 Le Quartier Francais, South Africa (+13)

38 La Colombe, South Africa (Re-entry)

39 Asador Etxebarri, Spain (+5)

40 Le Chateaubriand, France (New Entry)

41 Daniel, U.S. (=)

42 Combal Zero, Italy (Re-entry)

43 Le Louis XV, France (-28)

44 Tantris, Germany (+3)

45 Iggy’s, Singapore (New Entry)

46 Quay, Australia (New Entry)

47 Les Ambassadeurs, France (-2)

48 Dal Pescatore, Italy (-25)

49 Le Calandre, Italy (-13)

50 Mathias Dahlgren, Sweden (New Entry)

51 Zuma, China

52 Marcus Wareing at the Berkeley, U.K.

53 Spondi, Greece

54 L’Arpege, France

55 L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon, China

56 Hibiscus, U.K.

57 Aqua, Germany

58 Le Gavroche, U.K.

59 Chez Panisse, U.S.

60 Les Amis, Singapore

61 El Poblet, Spain

62 Maison Pic, France

63 Cafe Pushkin, Russia

64 Le Meurice, France

65 Bukhara, India

66 Varvari, Russia

67 Schauenstein, Germany

68 RyuGin, Japan

69 La Maison Troisgros, France

70 Wasabi, India

71 The River Cafe, U.K.

72 Enoteca Pinchiorri, Italy

73 Le Cinq, France

74 Allegro, Czech Republic

75 Quintessence, Japan

76 Restaurant Dieter Mueller, Germany

77 Geranium, Denmark

78 Caprice, China

79 Jardines, South Africa

80 Amador, Germany

81 Biko, Mexico

82 L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon U.S

83 Fasano, Brazil

84 Mozaic, Bali

85 Obauer, Austria

86 Alain Ducasse au Plaza Athenee, France

87 L’Ambroisie, France

88 Maison Boulud, China

89 De Librije, Netherlands

90 Babbo, U.S.

91 Maze, U.K.

92 Zuma, U.K.

93 Manresa, U.S.

94 Pier, Australia

95 De Karmeliet, Belgium

96 Aubergine, South Africa

97 Bo Innovation, China

98 Rust en Vrede, South Africa

99 Del Posto U.S.

100 Reflets par Pierre Gagnaire, UAE

Wow, its been a long time

Well I guess that is the genius of rss feeds. Anyway I wanted to post a link to a blog post. Your first job may not have been at Chuck E. Cheese but I am sure you have some stories.

http://melbotis.blogspot.com/2009/04/me-and-chuck-e-cheese.html

I must say that I can't imagine the mental anguish working at Chuck E. Cheese was cause.

...and the survey results.

Was the last person you held hands with cute?
Very cute. Solomon didn't want me to be left behind.

Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip rinq?
I don't know (or remember). I have kissed a few.

Who was the last baby you held?
Baby Ian yesterday.

What are you most excited about this week?
About the week being over.

What were you doinq at 8 am this morning?
showering

Are you good at givinq directions?
No

How have you felt today?
Ok. With the temperature issues my nose is having issues. Oh and I think I got a spider bite on my leg, something bit me.

Are you wearinq shorts?
No.

How has your week been?
Good.

Do you wake up cranky?
No I don't get cranky until I leave my house.

Do you think relationships are hard?
They can be but not necessarily so.

Do you have siblings over the age of 21?
yes.

What is your favorite kind of weather?
A sunny 75 with a cool breeze.

Are you wearinq any jewelry?
I am wearing earrings and a watch.

Where would you like to live?
South west.

Are you a fast typer?
I can be.

What are you drinkinq?
caramel mocha

Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
I am not wrong often.

Do you qet alonq with quys or qirls better?
I get along with both equally.

Are you the same as you were a year ago?
Basically. You don't want to change awesome to often.

Has anyone told you that they missed you lately?
Yeah I recently talked to a friend that I don't see often.

Do you know what you're wearinq tomorrow?
Probably something similiar to what I am wearing now.

Do you wash your hair in the shower?
Yes.

What were you doinq at 10:00 PM last niqht?
Attempting to go to bed.

Will you be up before 7am tomorrow?
Maybe.

Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
Closed.

Have you huqqed anyone in the last 72 hours?
Yes.

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Of course

What makes you not be able to sleep?
Anything really, I just need a slightly good reason to stay awake.

What do you currently hear riqht now?
Music, I'm listening to my iPod.

Where did you qet the shirt you are wearinq?
Target

Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
Sure

Do you curse in front of your parents?
No

Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Yes

What are you doinq toniqht?
Watching tv, lots of stuff to catch up on.

Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
Yes

Have you ever played a Wii?
Yes

Who did you last talk to on the phone for at least 15 mins.
Hughey

Who was the first person you talked to today?
The bus driver. Who told me I looked well rested.

Where were you at 2:00 this morninq?
Sleeping

What color are your eyes?
brown

Stop it you're annoying me!!

I like to know stuff, about people, place and things. Sure some might call this compelling need to find information stalking. And if it is, I pride myself in being an non-intrusive stalker. Yes I might follow your every move on the internet but I don't in turn follow it up with a message to the person that I'm inquisitive about. I must say now that someone is doing it to me and will probably some how find my blog and will read this, I say stop it you are freaking me out.

ted.

How old were you??

***15 YEARS AGO (1994)****
1) How old were you? 13
2) Who were you dating? no one I was 13
3) Where did you work? wasn't old enough yet
4) Where did you live? MILWAUKEE
5) Where did you hang out?
6) Did you wear contacts and/or glasses? glasses
7) Who were your best friends? Kathy,
8) How many tattoos did you have? 0
9) How many piercings did you have? 2 ears
10) What kind of car did you drive? 13 no car
11) Had you been to a real party? yes
12) Had you had your heart broken? barely I just broke up with someone
13) Were you Single/taken/Married/Divorced? single
14) Any Kids? nope
***10 YEARS AGO (1999)***
1) How old were you? 18
2) Who were you dating? Chris, Darius
3) Where did you work?milwaukee county parks and doing home health care
4) Where did you live? MILWAUKEE
5) Where did you hang out?
6) Did you wear contacts and/or glasses? contacts
7) Who were your best friends? kathy and bebe fe rita
8) How many tattoos did you have? none
9) How many piercings did you have? 3 ears
10) What car did you drive? none
11) Had your heart broken? I knew then wehn to get out of relationships
12) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorced?
13) Any Kids? no
***5 YEARS AGO (2004)***
1) How old were you? 23
2) Who were you dating? james
3) Where did you work? STS
4) Where did you live? MILWAUKEE
5) Where did you hang out? north ave
6) Did you wear contacts and/or glasses? both
7) Who were your best friends? kathy jenni
8) How many tattoos did you have? 1
9) How many piercings did you have? 2 ears industrial tongue
10) What car did you drive? none
11) Had your heart broken? no
12) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? single
13) Any Kids? No
***CURRENTLY 2009***
1) How old are you? 28
2) Who are you dating? no one
3) Where do you work? UWM
4) Where do you live? Milwaukee
5) Where do you hang out? Harry's
6) Contacts/Glasses? glasses
7) Best Friends? kathy, jenni
8) Tattoos? 1
9) Piercings? 2 ears tongue
10) Car? no
11) Heartbroken? not at all
12) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? single
13) Kids? no

Dreams

I have had some weird ones this past week. This all started Friday night and I have had one everyday since although. I can only remember two.

Friday night's dream involved my apartment building being on fire.

Saturday night - I remember it being weird but can't remember the dream.

Sunday night's dream revolved around relaxing my hair and having scalp lesions. I know gross huh.

This morning I woke up and it was weird enough for me to write a text to twitter but now I can't remember. Maybe it will come back to me.

The thing is these will all come back to me when I am telling someone a story and I am trying to use this memory(the dream). Then realize that never happened I dreamt that.

Do you have a potty mouth????

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore,a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources

Crazy Gymnastic Stuff

If you like wine or mice, read this

This is pretty funny.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2009/01/26/090126sh_shouts_baumbach

The Biggest Loser UPDATE

I must say that I have a huge obsession with the show and I always loved watching Jillian going all crazy on the contestants and standing on them. Fine that's one style of training.

But what happened to Bob today. Joelle. He lost his shit. You know I am not at the ranch trying to lose a bunch of weight but running and keeping pace for 30 seconds can't be that rough. Both trainers throw out the occasion "fuck" but my oh my Bob entertained tonight. Still if I ever had the chance to train with one of them I would train with Bob. I have the tendency to yell and swear back. Does Bob have a fan club?? I seriously watched that clip 4 or 5 times and have it queued up to that spot in case I need to watch it again.

Jillian was so giddy watching that. Go Bob! Tomorrow I will look for a clip to add to the post.

Update: NBC finally put up the full clip of Bob's Meltdown and I have to share i.

She can't help but be an ass

Ann Coulter is at it again. This time in a fight with the ladies of the view. I don't even like agreeing with them because they can be harsh.

You know we are all guilty of our stereotypical views and we shouldn't be blamed for having them initially. Truly it is the way that we make sense of the world. We would never learn anything if we didn't prejudge something then ask about it. Maybe you don't agree.

I think that everyone loves there parents both of their parents until you learn about how parents work. Maybe you don't love them because you found out that if its possible your dad should be in your life or that mothers without problems or illness don't abandon their kids. Then again that's me judging fictional people I made. I grew up knowing both my parents, pathologically loving them as a child. Despite their flaws. So with that I can't judge those who have problems with theirs.

Although that may not seems to prove my point, if you even thought I had one, Ann Coulter can not generalize that bi-racial celebrities use (or identify with) one race over another to get what they want. She definitely uses her white status to get what she wants. Until she is in the shoes of someone bi-racial supposedly who have had to use one race to their advantage she should shut it. I thought she had her jaw wired shut or at least I hoed she did.



http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur50030.cfm

She makes me so upset then i make crazy posts about what she said. I should stop this and someone should trip her.

Lakefront Brewery Recap

Well I always like going on the Lakefront Tour. It was fun like always. The sad part was that we didn't get to have the fish fry. By the time our tour was over they had stopped taking orders. Great huh.

Anyway I was the bung queen for the 8:00pm tour. It seems that no one remembers what that is but near the end of the tour. Someone is selected given and bung (something to hammer into a barrel) then you have to lead the group in the Laverne and Shirley theme song and flip a switch that starts a conveyor belt thing that makes beer come to you.

Anyway I would mind going again soon. Who's in??

Deam Man's Bones

This very well may be a repeat post but I really enjoy this one.

In The Room Where You Sleep (live video version)


I don't know what it reminds me of but I do like music.

Movie Review: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

So I was told that I would like this movie. Although I was a little skeptical as to how much I would like it, it was true. Really funny.

Well anyway. Kristen Bell was funny and I think this was the first time I saw her in a comedy. Jason Segal was also really funny. Mila Kunis was funny but the only thing I think when I see her is that she has sex with Macaulay Culkin.

Anyway male full frontal nudity is not a draw to the film but watching a fully dressed person hug a naked man closely is funny.

I didn't think that Russell Brand would be that funny because of his award show hosting stint. I was surprised.

If you haven't seen it already do it. I think it might be my turn to write a musical.

The Raconteurs

SO if you know me you know I really like them. Well I think today but I could be wrong. Bonnaroo posted their set from June 13, 2008. I was super excited and have been listening at my desk while I can today.

http://bonnaroo.com/365/theraconteurs/



Ok its taking over but I didn't want to make it to small.

So far so good

I had the goal of blogging more. So far I have. I just hope you all like what you get. From what I know about the internet you guys aren't picky about what you get as long as you get something.

Wish me luck in the weeks to come. As a result of the blogging more I have been twittering less. I need to find a good balance.

Happy Monday.

Super Mario Bros.

Because I know you like videos.