Crazy Gymnastic Stuff

If you like wine or mice, read this

This is pretty funny.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2009/01/26/090126sh_shouts_baumbach

The Biggest Loser UPDATE

I must say that I have a huge obsession with the show and I always loved watching Jillian going all crazy on the contestants and standing on them. Fine that's one style of training.

But what happened to Bob today. Joelle. He lost his shit. You know I am not at the ranch trying to lose a bunch of weight but running and keeping pace for 30 seconds can't be that rough. Both trainers throw out the occasion "fuck" but my oh my Bob entertained tonight. Still if I ever had the chance to train with one of them I would train with Bob. I have the tendency to yell and swear back. Does Bob have a fan club?? I seriously watched that clip 4 or 5 times and have it queued up to that spot in case I need to watch it again.

Jillian was so giddy watching that. Go Bob! Tomorrow I will look for a clip to add to the post.

Update: NBC finally put up the full clip of Bob's Meltdown and I have to share i.

She can't help but be an ass

Ann Coulter is at it again. This time in a fight with the ladies of the view. I don't even like agreeing with them because they can be harsh.

You know we are all guilty of our stereotypical views and we shouldn't be blamed for having them initially. Truly it is the way that we make sense of the world. We would never learn anything if we didn't prejudge something then ask about it. Maybe you don't agree.

I think that everyone loves there parents both of their parents until you learn about how parents work. Maybe you don't love them because you found out that if its possible your dad should be in your life or that mothers without problems or illness don't abandon their kids. Then again that's me judging fictional people I made. I grew up knowing both my parents, pathologically loving them as a child. Despite their flaws. So with that I can't judge those who have problems with theirs.

Although that may not seems to prove my point, if you even thought I had one, Ann Coulter can not generalize that bi-racial celebrities use (or identify with) one race over another to get what they want. She definitely uses her white status to get what she wants. Until she is in the shoes of someone bi-racial supposedly who have had to use one race to their advantage she should shut it. I thought she had her jaw wired shut or at least I hoed she did.



http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur50030.cfm

She makes me so upset then i make crazy posts about what she said. I should stop this and someone should trip her.

Lakefront Brewery Recap

Well I always like going on the Lakefront Tour. It was fun like always. The sad part was that we didn't get to have the fish fry. By the time our tour was over they had stopped taking orders. Great huh.

Anyway I was the bung queen for the 8:00pm tour. It seems that no one remembers what that is but near the end of the tour. Someone is selected given and bung (something to hammer into a barrel) then you have to lead the group in the Laverne and Shirley theme song and flip a switch that starts a conveyor belt thing that makes beer come to you.

Anyway I would mind going again soon. Who's in??

Deam Man's Bones

This very well may be a repeat post but I really enjoy this one.

In The Room Where You Sleep (live video version)


I don't know what it reminds me of but I do like music.

Movie Review: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

So I was told that I would like this movie. Although I was a little skeptical as to how much I would like it, it was true. Really funny.

Well anyway. Kristen Bell was funny and I think this was the first time I saw her in a comedy. Jason Segal was also really funny. Mila Kunis was funny but the only thing I think when I see her is that she has sex with Macaulay Culkin.

Anyway male full frontal nudity is not a draw to the film but watching a fully dressed person hug a naked man closely is funny.

I didn't think that Russell Brand would be that funny because of his award show hosting stint. I was surprised.

If you haven't seen it already do it. I think it might be my turn to write a musical.

The Raconteurs

SO if you know me you know I really like them. Well I think today but I could be wrong. Bonnaroo posted their set from June 13, 2008. I was super excited and have been listening at my desk while I can today.

http://bonnaroo.com/365/theraconteurs/



Ok its taking over but I didn't want to make it to small.

So far so good

I had the goal of blogging more. So far I have. I just hope you all like what you get. From what I know about the internet you guys aren't picky about what you get as long as you get something.

Wish me luck in the weeks to come. As a result of the blogging more I have been twittering less. I need to find a good balance.

Happy Monday.

Super Mario Bros.

Because I know you like videos.

I want to cry

From laughter.

I was watching a PBS video with Amy Sedaris about Teh Internets (ok granted its long and I haven't made it through the entire thing).

Anyway I was watching and came across a guy who said that he and someone else got high and gave advice. I thought that's worth a google search.

It was because I think its funny. Therefore I will share.

The PBS video: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/makeemlaugh/ Its a part of the Make 'em Laugh series called Teh Internets (another link to the video http://tinyurl.com/94bw7h
Pot Psychology http://jezebel.com/tag/pot-psychology/

I <3 Kathy Griffin

I heard about what was said on CNN during the New Year's Eve bash but now I have a clip.

Eminem's Crack a Bottle

S the completed version of Eminem's Crack of Bottle has been leaked. Hopefully by Eminem's own camp because of the really undone leak last year.

You can her the song here:
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00020993.html

I am excited about the new album. I've been a fan of his music for a long while.

This Weekend:Lakefront Brewery Tour

I am excited for Friday's brewery tour. Its been a while since I've been and I want to try the cherry beer that they have. Hopefully they will have it at the bar.

I don't know what's in store for the rest of the weekend. Maybe catching up on the tivo. It will be busy tonight.

Anybody have any fun time plans for the weekend?

Dead and Gone

This seems that today is a very musical day for me. I feel that I need to make a change in my life I guess that what happens this time of year. Anyway T.I.'s Dead and Gone feat. Justin Timberlake really is sitting well with me today. Now video but here's some lyrics:


Ay
Let me kick it to you right quick, man
That on some gangsta shit man, on some real shit
Anybody done been through the same thing, I'm sure you feel the same way
Big Phil
This for you pimpin'

Ohhhh (eyyy)
I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone
And ohhhh (eyyy)
I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone, dead and gone

Ever had one of dem days wish woulda stayed home
Run into a group of niggas who gettin' they hate on
You walk by
They get wrong
You reply then shit get blown
Way outta proportion
Way past discussion
Just you against them, pick one then rush 'em
Figure you get your hair that's next
They don't wanna stop there now they bussin'
Now you gushin', ambulance rushin'
You to the hospital with a bad concussion
Plus ya hit 4 times
Plus it hit ya spine
Paralyzed waist down now ya wheel chair bound
Nevermind that now you lucky to be alive
Just think it all started you fussin' with 3 guys
Now ya pride in the way, but ya pride is the way
You could fuck around, get shot, die anyday
Niggas die everyday
All over bull shit, dope money, dice game, ordinary hood shit
Could this be 'cos of hip hop music?
Or did the ones with the good sense not use it?
Usually niggas don't know what to do when their back against the wall so they just start shootin'
For red or for blue or for blo I guess
From Bankhead or from your projects
No more stress, now I'm straight, now I get it, now I take
Time to think, before I make mistakes just for my family's sake
That part of me left yesterday
The heart of me is strong today
No regrets I'm blessed to say
The old me dead and gone away

Ohhhh (eyyy)
I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone
And ohhhh (eyyy)
I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone, dead and gone

I aint never been scared, I lived through tragedy
Situation coulda been dead lookin' back at it
Most of that shit didn't even have to happen
But you don't think about it when you out there trappin'
In apartments, hangin', smokin', and rappin'
Niggas start shit, next thing ya know we cappin'
Get locked up then didn't even get mad
Now think about damn what a life I had
Most of that shit, look back, just laugh
Some shit still look back get sad
Maybe my homboy still be around
Had I not hit the nigga in the mouth that time
I won that fight
I lost that war
I can still see my nigga walkin' out that door
Who'da thought I'd never see Philant no more?
Got enough dead homies I don't want no more
Cost a nigga his job
Cost me more
I'da took that ass-whoopin now for sure
Now think before I risk my life
Take them chances to get my stripe
A nigga put his hands on me alright
Otherwise stand there talk shit all night
'Cos I hit you, you sue me,
I shoot you, get locked up, who me?
No more stress, now I'm straight, now I get it, now I take
Time to think, before I make mistakes just for my family's sake
That part of me left yesterday
The heart of me is strong today
No regrets I'm blessed to say
The old me dead and gone away

Ohhhh (eyyy)
I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone
And ohhhh (eyyy)
I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone

I turn my head to the East
I don't see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the West
Still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the North
Swallow that pill that they call pride
That old me is dead and gone
But that new me will be alright

I turn my head to the East
I don't see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the West
Still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the North
Swallow that pill that they call pride
That old me is dead and gone
But that new me will be alright

Ohhhh (eyyy)
I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone
And ohhhh (eyyy)
I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone, dead...

Call him

Erykah Badu's Tyrone is so entertaining. I love is so much that I am sharing it with you.

"Tyrone"
"Lets See How Ya'll Groove to this"
"Alright"
I'm gettin' tired of your shit
You don't never buy me nothin'
See Everytime you come around
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul, & Tyrone
See why can't we be by ourselves, sometimes
See I've been having this on my mind
For a long time
I just want it to be
You and me
Like It used to be, Baby
But ya don't know how to act
So matter of fact

I think ya better call Tyrone
(Call Him)
And Tell him come on, Help you get your Shit (Come On, Come on)
You need to Call Tyrone
(Call Him)
And tell him I said come on
Now everytime I ask you for a little cash
You say no and turn right around and ask me for some ass
Oh, Well hold up
Listen partna
I ain't no cheap thrill
Cause Miss Badu is always comin' for real
And you know the deal
Everytime we go somewhere
I gotta reach down in my purse
To pay your way and your homeboys way
And sometimes your cousin's way
They don't never have to pay
Don't have no cars
Hang around in bars
Try to hang around with stars
Like Badu
I'm gon' tell you the truth
Show and prove
or get the boot
I think ya better, (Erykah Badu-He, he he)
(Call Him)
And tell him come on
Help you get your shit
You need to call Tyrone
(Call Him)
"Hold On"
But ya can't use my phone

Happy New Year

Well I hope 2009 is great for everyone. I had a lot of fun last year and I hope to have way more this year. One thing I want to do that I can't make resolutions or goals.

Be happier in 2009 than I was in 2008.

My resolution will be the same as in past years.
Don't sabotage myself. (I will continue to make this my one and only resolution until I get it right. When I look back and think I made the best out of every situation, I can move on to another.)

My sub-resolutions goals. I think I will borrow from years past.

Learn to cook something new at least monthly.
Entertain more.
Read more. (I got to get serious about this one)
Write more. (non blog writing)
Blog more. (I slacked this year)
Go to more concerts. (I like music I should enjoy it live)
Become more organized.
Be less crazy. (I don't know if that is at all possible but we'll see)

Any body got any good resolutions or goals. I hope everyone has a great year.

Welcome to the world baby Ian Michael Ver Haag