TV Catchphrase Quiz

I didn't do so well myself maybe you will have better luck.

http://television.aol.com/tv-trivia-quiz/tv-catchphrases

Bacon Cookies

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies

I am so making these.

Elfed

I elfed me, my mom, my sister and my aunt Tammy

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1280279074

I think its pretty funny.

ted.

If you really love someone

You'll get them a membership to the Bacon of the month club.

http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11

Severe food issues

I have been reading food blogs this morning and have realized that there are certain things that limit my culinary experience. I am definitely afraid of some foods. I don't like some foods that are ingredients in everything. I also have a hard time substituting things. Here are some examples:

peas - I have found tons of recipes lately that say something to the effect of "a handful of frozen peas." The thought of adding a handful of frozen peas to anything I have to eat sickens me. The fact that they pop when you bite into them is gross. That leads me to not like most foods that pops when bitten.

baby animals - I am sure baby animals are tasty. I feel bad eating baby animals. Why? Because I am a crazy person apparently.

meats with weird names - ok I know this is a bot of a stretch for even me but come on. Sweetbreads (besides the fact that its baby animal glands) sounds gross. Foie gras, I understand the French are crazy (its still duck liver). It makes me shiver.

Water Chestnuts - I think taste wonderful. The sound they make when you bite into them drvies me nuts. Now I do avoid eating them at all costs, if you wrap them in bacon they can be hard to resist.

Getting back to vegetables.

Cooked carrots - purely texture. I may not be able to eat lunch think about this stuff. I like carrots, raw.

Brussell Sprouts - ick. I don't think I can say anything else other than ick.

I have to stop now I am making my self sick.

What type of geek are you?

Look at this poster and choose.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottjohnson/sets/72157601200807582/

On second thought you could be multiple geeks.

Weird AE videos

http://www.ae.com/web/77e/winter-tales/#swf

Grey's Anatomy

So I am watching Grey's last night. I didn't see last week and I know it was a two part special but I have my opinions anyway. Well I wonder why McDreamy love flawed women (well not so much flawed as they are damaged). This new lady starts her first scene with "I am imperfect...", Meredith is borderline insane with her crazy I'm not perfect speeches. What the hell is going on?

Another thing I think this show encourages is not being married if you are a doctor because you will not stay married.

My two cents.

Im about to be a bitch

and who cares because this is my blog and I can do what I want to. So I don't know if you all know about "fat girl syndrome" along the same lines as "little man syndrome".

Anyway I guess anyone can have it but basically the idea is that one over compensate in aggressiveness or pushiness. So I met someone that did that this week. I by no means think that aggressiveness and pushiness doesn't have it place. I also am one to use those particular techniques. Here is the thing that I think my techniques differ from the syndrome in this way. When you can't help whats happening around you "say there are technical difficulties" don't exert those attributes.

Well what the hell am I talking about. Who knows. Well back to watching tv and drinking wine.

Well I did it

I joined twitter. I won't explained I am sure everyone knows what it is. I am going to try it out. I just don't know if it is possible for people (amd by people I mean Me) to be a good blogger and a good twitterer. Although I can't claim to be either.

Everyone knows

Well everyone knows I am pretty fond of myself. We know by examples such as the 84 pictures of me on my flickr site and other I like me things that I do. Well recently my grandmother gave me a framed 11x16 picture of me from when I was like 4. What do I do with this picture. I can't hang it on my wall because I thin that would be a little weird.

So does anyone have any ideas.

Crotchetytroll Jerkybottom

So what is this you ask. Well this is my grinch name.

http://www.yourgeekfriend.com/GrinchName/GrinchName.php


By the way i am super tired.

Christmas Survey

Given a Hickey? yes


Had a one night stand? I tried. Its sad when they show uo again.

Made someone cry? I have a talent

Opened your Christmas presents early? Yes

Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? not actively


Pretended to be someone you weren't online? yeah


Eaten food that fell on the floor? yeah sometimes you have to

Been caught cheating? no


Been caught naked? no


Flashed someone? once of twice


Gone out without underwear on? yes

Got into a fist fight? once or twice


Swallowed bath water? I am sure I have but not that I can remember


Peed in the pool? no


Thrown up in public? no

Been so drunk you can't walk? unfortunately. really sad for the people who had to carry me

Peed in public? sometimes you just can't make it four blocks or to a potapotty

Broken wind and blamed someone else? yes

Done something mean you regretted? I don't know


Ever played pull my finger? yes but just for fun

Really 8¢ can't be worth this

This is what actors have to do now

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/56c2d6a703

This has to stop but it is funny. Watch the Hills

No More Nude Scenes

Well Brad Pitt say no more nude scenes.


http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20163191,00.html

Well I say his career is over. Women only watch his movies for a shirtless moment or the "off with the clothes". I wonder has anyone ever really listen to him speak. Not just the sound of his voice. I may be wrong but I don't know.

unnecessary quotes?

ted

Everyone's doing their part

To support the writers. Dare I say "Strike Beard"

http://www.latenightunderground.com/2007/11/an-important-message-from-cona.shtml

Christmas Blog

1. Egg nog or hot chocolate?
Hot chocolate

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
Santa does both. Depending on the surprise factor

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
toss up I like both like all blue lights

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
no too many kissing mishaps happen that way

5. When do you put your decorations up?
I don't decorate. Not becasue I am a scrouge. Next year

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
ham

7. Favorite holiday memory as a child?
Christmas mornings

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
Don't know.

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
One gift on Christmas Eve

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?
I haven't decorated a tree in very long time

11. Snow, love it or hate it?
Hate it.

12. Can you ice skate?
I haven't ice skated in a long time too. I won't do that again until I have health insurance either.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
I have been real into the Snoopy snow cone machine lately but I am sure I like others more.

14. What’s the most important thing about the holidays for you?
Being with people

15. What is your favorite holiday dessert?
I like all desserts unless is covered in coconut

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
I got to make some for them to be traditions

17. What tops your tree?
no tree

18. Which do you prefer, giving or receiving presents?
I like giving but I think receiving is pretty cool too.

19. What is your favorite Christmas song?
jingle bells its about time that I start sing that one non stop

20. Candy canes:
love them

21. Favorite Christmas movie?
I don't know. a miracle on 34th st

22. What do you leave for Santa?
nothing. Santa doesn't come to my house. No kids.

50 must see films of 2007

http://www.pastemagazine.com/action/article/5939/signs_of_life_2007_best_films

Out of the 50 I have seen 4:
Waitress [Adrienne Shelly]
Knocked Up [Judd Apatow]
Hot Fuzz [Edgar Wright]
Superbad [Greg Mottola]

I guess I have some catching up to do.

ted

It is the holiday season

Celebrating Festivus

If you are you can buy you Festivus poles here for $38.

TO see others with their Festivus poles go here. You will find Governor Doyle with his Festivus pole there.

You should stop me seriously.

Ok I watch two of televisions most awful reality shows. Why, would I watch something that I find awful? Well. Entertainment. Now some of you like to look down your nose at my tv picks but they are probably why I am cooler than you.

Brace yourself.

The Real Housewives of Orange County and the Hills are two shows that are must sees for me.

I am now going to link to a few blogs that make fun of these shows and their characters (I mean human being people). I must say that I haven't tried The Real Housewives while drinking lots of red wine. I am about to start though.

The Housewives

http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/the_real_housewives_of_orange_county/index.html


The Hills
http://doodlewhore.blogspot.com/2007/11/hills-deconstructed-justin-bobby-and.html

http://doodlewhore.blogspot.com/2007/10/hills-deconstructed-working-girl.html

That's it for now.