Friday, September 28, 2007

Anwsers

I think you all will know where my mind was whe3n you read today's answer. Well I am sure you can come up with a question better than the original.

A: The world may never know.

Go for it.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Anwsers

What a day. It is a version of what I heard all day.

A: I already have that.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Man am I impatient

I was checking my email and because I thought it was being to slow I almost clicked on a new email folder. Giving up on the first. Not that it would have loaded any faster.

Maybe that's the big thing in life. I am too impatient to let anything just happen. I am definitely an instant gratification type of girl.

It's Britney bitch.

ted.

Oh if you have any tips on how to cure impatientness, let me know.

Answers

Today I had some difficulty coming up with an answer so forgive me.

A: Yeah I don't know, I just sat there.

Monday, September 24, 2007

My Turn

So I will take a stab at questioning some answers. Or something like that.

Q: Any Plans tonight?
A: Just hanging out. Having dinner and watching a movie.

Q: When did you meet that handsome man?
A: It was a warm summer day.

Q1: Why didn't you take the kids to the park?
A1: It was a dark and stormy night and all I could do was watch them cry.

Q2: Why aren't you having sex with...? (well that is the question)
A2: Too much pants.

Answers!!!!

Let's do it.

A: Well I only spent $200, kind of.

Show me what you got.

Breakfast

How can you ever go wrong with a queso burrito for breakfast? Don't forget the salsa verde.

So what are you having or have you had for breakfast?

Friday, September 21, 2007

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Chemotherapy

Well I think almost everyone knows that I would love to watch Good Morning America every morning but the job prevents that. Well late July Robin Roberts told the viewers that she had been diagnosed with breast cancer. Well she had surgery early in August and it seems she starts her chemo today. Sad. Such a scary disease.

So I read an article today that said that she was appreciative of the well wishes that she was sent. Also that people had sent in tips on how to deal with her treatment.


One suggestion:
"Somebody said eat a lot of bacon before I have chemo," she said. "I don't know about that one. That's a new one."

I guess there is never a bad time for bacon.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-09-19-roberts_N.htm

Answers

Today is a special day of two answers. One answer comes from hanging out with friends the other is extra from yesterday. This should be fun. Now be nice.

A1: It was a dark and stormy night and all I could do was watch them cry.

A2: Too much pants.

Let's see what you got.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Remember when I said I had crazies

Well this happened to me the other day. I sad down at my computer and emptied my pockets. Strangely enough I have two tubes of chapstick. Both are red (red=cherry) but obviously different. In color at least. Now earlier in the day one fell out of my pocket or the sky and I picked it up and put it back in my pocket. Well I was thinking when I picked it up, "I don't remember having cherry chapstick. I hope this really fell out of my pocket."

Back to the computer desk. I was glad I found the chapstick because I wanted to use it. So I look at both tubes they both say "classic". I choose the one that seems less weird to me and put some on and back in my pocket. I leave the other on the desk. So yesterday I was looking for the tube of chapstick I put in my pocket that other day and can't find it. The one the desk tube still kind of freaks me out but I want some chapstick. The reason why they seem so weird to me is why would I buy two cheery tubes of chapstick and I don't remember buying either one. So where did they come from. Well I hit the point of chapstick desperation and decide to give the desk chapstick another chance.

I sit down at my computer pick up the chapstick and start reading. "Oh its strawberry" I said outloud. That's why the colors are different. I had forgotten that two weeks ago I bought strawberry chapstick which I had to do a double take at the store because it looked odd.

Well now I am using strawberry chapstick because I can't find the cherry stuff or the millions of other tubes of lip stuff I have.

Answers Answers

So yesterday's answer I thought was simple enough. Although Pam thought I set myself up for her question. Weird because nothing like that ever crosses my mind and I don't get why it crosses other people's. I'll have to talk to Pam about that. Anyway.

A: It was a warm summer day.

Go to it.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Let's Play Answers

So for the last two weeks I posted survey questions. Which was fun because I never knew what the responses would be. So until I can come up with a new way to entertain both my readers and myself we'll play Answers.

This is how it will work:

Every day I will post an answer and you have to come up with a question.

Example: Answer (A) is: Red
Sample Questions (Q): What is the color of your favorite heels? or What color do you wear the most? or What color are most apples?

I won't post a question right away. I will wait a day or two to do so. Oh and you can post as many questions as you like.

So let's start:

A: Just hanging out. Having dinner and watching a movie.

I know the possibilities are endless. I'm excited to see what you will come up with.

So what next?

I am out of survey questions. The 4400 just had its season finale. Summer is officially coming to an end. I guess that means I have to welcome fall, new tv shows and new blogging.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Survey Stuff part 10

This late and I am making my first post of the day. Funny.

1. Are you a gullible person?

no

2. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?

if you can't be happy by yourself no one will be happy with you

3. If you could have any job what would it be?

Ultimate supreme ruler of the world

4. What is your favorite time of day?

depends on what the day is and what I'm doing at any give time (almost never morning)

5. Are you a generally happy person?

sunshiny

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Rock Band

So there are people on campus from the Rock Band video game. I must say they are probably in one of the worse locations ever. I spotted them on my way in to work.

I play the guitar with some of the guys there. I must say I am bad with the xbox guitar but I am sure with some practice I would be much better. Oh when you play next to someone playing another instrument it can be distracting.

Anyway I can see that game being an awesome party game. Well the nerd parties that I go to apparently.

Oh if you go with a group they will record you and you can submit your tape in as a audition to mtv. There is a show where they are going to try to find the best "Rock Band" and they will open for someone. Fabio (the guy I talked to) was not very sure on who you would open for.

Survey Stuff part 9

Yeah I know we are almost done. Plus I want to get this out of the way so I can talk about other stuff.

1. Who is on your mind right now?

well since the question was brought up no one my mind went blank

2. Any plans for tonight?

Going to a movie - Superbad I think

3. What's your favorite song at the moment?

Gravity - John Mayer or I'm gonna find another you - John Mayer

4. Do you hate chocolate?

its's ok

5. What do you and your parents fight about the most?

we don't fight they ask why i didn't call them back a lot

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Anyone watch the 4400??

I am absolutely loving it right now. Yay, Isabelle Tyler has her powers back.

Edward Norton and Brad Pitt

Well they were cast together in Fight Club and I don't think anyone could argue that the movie wasn't a success. Well they will be in a movie together again called "State of Play" I wonder if this movie will be a success.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news07/070912e.php

According to IMDB the release is 2008.

Survey Stuff part 8

Are you all really starting to lose steam on this one. Well Friday we will be done. Then on to some other gimmick. Here we go.

1. Is your hair straight or curly?

well its a process

2. Is your tongue pierced?

yes

3. Do you like Liver and Onions?

sick

4. Do you like funny or serious people better?

they can both be ok

5. Ever been to L.A.?

yes

If you know me, you know I am excited about this...

American Gladiator is back. I don't know if you have been to Rascal's lately with me and I have been obsessively staring at the tv. I can't wait.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Riddle Me This

I was looking at Wine Woot today and I wonder why the shipping requirements state: "If you're drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it"

Why not?

Help!!!

What should I go as for Halloween?

Last year:


I can't believe its time to start thinking about this already.

Another Email Find

Dear Alcohol,

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan
of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there
when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at
the game, and you're even around in the holidays,
hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're
stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.
However, lately I've been wondering about your
intentions. While I want to believe that you have my
best interests at heart, I feel that your influence
has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that
communication is important, I question the suggestion
that any conversation of substance or necessity takes
place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those
ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they
do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone
all hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why
do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken
curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and
mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit
Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock
chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went
too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me
that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I
see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to
fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black
& blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the
next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never
take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key
into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This
is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our
previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the
3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My
entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper
precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread
products, aspirin)prior to going to sleep/passing out
face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn,
the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere
with my daily activities.


Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years
now & would like to ensure that we remain on good
terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the
provocation for much laughter, and the needed
companion when I just don't know what to do with the
extra money in my pockets.

In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you
carefully review my grievances above & address them
immediately. I will look for an answer no later than
Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible
solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful
partnership. Thank you,

Your biggest fan

P.S.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN
DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

The Emmys

super exciting news:

Kathy Griffin's Life on the D-List won an Emmy as well as Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake's SNL music video "Dick in a Box".

I think they are both funny and well deserved.

Life of Luxury

Well reading another blog I came upon this article about Kanye West and one of his homes. I think its no surprise that kanye likes the fine things in life.

http://www.interiordesign.net/id_article/CA6469699/id

So Sad!

All I can say is I wish I was as fat as Britney Spears. Don't get me wrong I watched her perform on the VMAs and she did look sluggish but by no means fat. Man if the girl wants to wear a bikini let her wear a bikini. I don't think she looked bad until you looked into her dead eyes.

I can't believe that we still put such a critical eye on people. There are way worse things to be worried about. I guess its all about bringing other people down because you can't be happy with yourself.

Survey Stuff part 7

So here we go again. More delightful questions so I know more about you. Today we get a bonus question because I want to know.


1. Would you like to live in New York city?

if i could afford it sure I would like to have a high class life style

2. Do you know how to play poker?

I understand the hands but that's it

3. Do you wear your seatbelt?

yes

4. What do you wear to sleep?

depends on the activities of the night (and that was not meant to be dirty)

5. Anything big ever happen in your town?

well it is Milwaukee

Bonus Question:

What's your favorite movie? (You can only pick one)

Dumbo

Indiana Jones Movie has a Title

Apparently Shia Laeouf announced it during the VMAs and if you are anything like me havent watched it. I was trying to catch up online yesterday. Anyway.

The title of the next Indiana Jones movie is Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. it will make its way to theaters May 22, 2008.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/2007-09-10-indianajones_N.htm

Sex in the City Movie

I am not sure if you all read but there is going to be a Sex in the City movie. I haven't watched that many episodes and I want to but I am a unruly tv schedule right now.

Anyway I wanted to write that Jennifer Hudson (American Idol and Dreamgirls) has been casted.

I know no supporting evidence - maybe later.

ted.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Naked Buffets

I may be very limited in my thinking about this but the idea of eating around strippers (while stripping) is utterly disgusting. So I want to hear your thought on buffets and strip clubs.

Think long and hard on the nature of buffets and stripping. Just do it.

Reading Anyone?

I have been in a bit of a literary mood lately. Don't ask me what that exactly means but I have. I just thought i should pick up a few new books for my bookshelf. Which is bad on so many levels. I will only mention a few. There are so many books I have that I haven't read yet. If I started reading now and a steady but dispassionate (which I doubt I could do) way, I think I have enough reading material for 2 or three years. Next I shouldn't buy any more books until I have storage for them. My bookshelf is packed. It is small in stature but until I upgrade I should buy no more books. Plus I want to sleep. Reading good books really prevents me from doing so.

So what's a girl to do. I had two books in my backpack that I removed for no other reason that sanity. They were The Memory Keeper's Daughter by Kim Edwards (the little gauzing dress on the cover made me by it) and The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien.

I want to finish The Dark Tower series by Stephen King and the list goes on.

Now here is the craziest part about this whole post. Are you reading anything good? Got any recommendations?

I will make a recommendation too: When you get a chance read if you already haven't The Color of Water: A Black Man's Tribute to His White Mother by James McBride. It's a really good piece of non-fiction.

As my sister would say. I need group.

ted.

Survey Stuff part 6

Are you ready for more? I am so lets have it.

1. What messaging system do you use?

what messaging system don't I use

2. What does your last text say?

last I sent: What were the two important questions?
last I received: bj derby? (it's a long story)

3. What's the last letter of your middle name?

e

4. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?

6-7

5. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?

talked to my sister on Saturday.

I am finally doing it

What you ask?

Finally watching the Deadwood series in its entirety. I watched all of season one and I am four or five episodes into season two. I know no one thought I would do it but I am.

Its kind of weird watching like this since I have seen so many episodes. I never expected to see what have and the thing that I do know will happen I am glad to see the back stories.

Anybody have season 3 on DVD that I can borrow.

ted.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Random Question

So I want a new question for my random question but I don't want to lose my brilliance.

Q:
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

A:
Hi!!! I wanted to send you a note that said thank you for the maple syrup dispenser. I do not know where you find such treasures but you never cease to surprise me with finds. I guess one girl can never have enough cocks. Thanks Again.
Blogs

Survey Stuff part 5

Here we go again.


1. Do you look like your mom or dad?

Pora's mother

2. How long does it take you in the shower?

no more than ten minutes

3. Can you do splits?

not these days

4. When was the last time you laughed?

like a half a second ago

5. What did you do for New Year's Eve?

partied like a rock star. slept in a closet. had a pillow fight.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Survey Stuff part 4

Well it's time for more survey questions. Only a couple more days to go.


1. When is the last time you cursed?

last night when I dropped my bug spray in a bush or maybe sometime today it is almost noon

2. Do you lead people on?

no

3. Do you miss someone?

yes I do

4. Do you like mustard?

yes I like mustard all kinds

5. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?

hands down sleep but I do like to eat too

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Little Boxes

You don't have to tell me I have a problem. I love this song.

LITTLE BOXES by Malvina Reynolds

Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky,
Little boxes, little boxes,
Little boxes, all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses
All go to the university,
And they all get put in boxes,
Little boxes, all the same.
And there's doctors and there's lawyers
And business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf-course,
And drink their Martini dry,
And they all have pretty children,
And the children go to school.
And the children go to summer camp
And then to the university,
And they all get put in boxes
And they all come out the same.

And the boys go into business,
And marry, and raise a family,
And they all get put in boxes,
Little boxes, all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

Leo - The Boss (Doom's Day Email)

I love when I get these emails. I figure I will do them one better and just post it on my blog. I laugh in the face of 13 years of bad luck.

--Start of email message--

Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.


VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


ARIES ? TheDaredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward .


SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
14 years of bad luck if you do not forward .


~Send away!!~ ready ......... set............ GO!
1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
8-12 people = 1day of luck
13-17 people = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1month of luck
23-27 people = 3 months of luck
28-32 people = 7months of luck
33-37 people = 1year of luck
38 and more = a very lucky life!

Survey Stuff part 3

I don't want to be the only one sharing. Don't forget to leave your answers in comments.

1. What color are your eyes?

dark brown

2. How tall are you?

5'6"

3. Do you like your parents?

Who's parents? Pora's parents.

4. Do you secretly like someone?

Well if I told that it wouldn't be a secret. Just ask me I'll tell you but be specific in the question.

5. Why did your last relationship end?

he was stupid

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

So I went nite golfing

My first time golfing, I decide to do it in the dark. (a weird first time you have sex analogy popped in my head, but nevermind that). SO I must say I might consider golfing during the day as long as no one criticizes my lack of ability. You never know about those day time players.

Highlights from the night:

I didn't lose my ball.
I didn't get to frustrated with myself.
I had to use a port-o-potty. (I hate the things)
Grass, grass everywhere.
Wet socks always piss me off.

The beginning of the fall semester

So for those who work on a college campus or live near one, you know the woes of the freshman (I guess you could have been one of these people). I haven't witnessed too many walks of shame yet but I am sure I will in the coming weeks. This morning I was getting my morning dirt water on campus (that would be coffee) and because it is the first day of classes there were four girls working. So one girls was discussing her adventures and was telling the another girl (and me although she didn't know it). It went like this.

"it wasn't even weird."
"did you leave right away in the morning"
"no"
"it was ok his roommates weren't around, so"
"he seemed like a good guy"
"yeah you know I felt like an asshole, you know cause I don't really know him"
"you know him now kind of"
"yeah"

Then I stopped listening because I have heard this story before. I wonder if parents know they send their kids off to college for sex, drinking and maybe going to class in their pajamas.

Things that are creepy

Well over the last few weeks I have had some interesting things (and by interesting I mean really creepy) happen to me.

So it was two Saturdays ago when riding the bus home when I turn my head and... A really weird guy is staring at me and doing the two finger wave to me. He had that come hither look about him and it made me wish I had walked the mile and a half home.

This past Sunday I am walking to Walgreens minding my own business when a rather odd man (holding a trash bag and rummaging through recycle bins) says to me "Hello Princess".

I don't know if its some karma thing. When I was a kid I would talk to random people all the time (on the bus). I just don't know.

Survey Stuff part 2

1. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?

When do I get rescued and why would I be near wilderness alone.

2.What are you looking forward to?

The Sims 3

3. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?

Let me think. What exactly does that mean? I'm not telling. A better question would be who is the next person.

4. Who do you text the most?

My texting is not about quantity. (I'm to lazy to count)

5. Who last said they loved you?

I don't know it was within the last few days but I am so damn lovable it could have been anyone.